[Closed] Can gay men whistle?

Can Transgender persons whistle two different tunes at the same time?

— can’t quite believe I actually just tried to see if it was true… (it’s not)

Rachel

I'm sure the sumo/martial artiste testi thing is true! Something to do with chi, no massaging though.

— can’t quite believe I actually just tried to see if it was true… (it’s not)

Bet you can lick your elbow though, something gay men definitely can't do.

I can't whistle so am I allowed to be gay now? My wife has been doing my head in lately so I like the idea of living with a guy where I would hopefully get a straightforward answer to a straightforward question.

I would hopefully get a straightforward answer to a straightforward question.

You've clearly never met a gay man.

IME women are considerably less drama 😀

I live with a wonderful woman who is very straightforward.. Does this mean that she's a lesbian?

I'm sure the sumo/martial artiste testi thing is true!

According to this it's rumour started by none other than... Ian Fleming!

http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/02/08/do-sumos-really-retract-their-testicles-into-their-bodies/

Makes you think...

I live with a wonderful woman who is very straightforward.. Does this mean that she's a lesbian?

If she is, then you are too.

Me too Yunki.
I suspect we're a gay couple helplessly trapped in a happy hetrosexual marriage.

That would explain a lot of things 🙂

If she is, then you are too.

Oooooh good!! 🙂

Should shepherds pie be written shepherd's pie or shepherds pie. Is it a pie belonging to one shepherd or a pie for many shepherds?

Shouldn't it be Cottage pie?

errr no. Shepherds pie is lamb mince, cottage pie is beef you heathen. I bet you put carrots [i]in[/i] the pie too. 😛

Bet you can lick your elbow though, something gay men definitely can't do.

I can't lick my own elbow, but can easily lick another man's elbow.

I'm so confused right now...

mogrim - Member

[i]Ian Fleming...whilst I'm aware he was "Of his time"
he was a racist homophomic mysoginistic bigoted antisemetic[/i]

He could spel, though.

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Unlike yourself, Sir. 🙂

Unlike yourself, Sir.

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Jesus! They said Brexit would propel us back in to the 1970s, i didn't realise it would be so quick.

Jesus! They said Brexit would propel us back in to the 1970s, i didn't realise it would be so quick.

😆

I met a French tour guide a while ago who insisted that black people do so well in athletics because they have a different spinal structure.

Wait.. I thought it was something to do with the bones in the ankle - or is that rubbish too?

Physical and skeletal differences between people of different races and/or geographical areas, skull shape for example but the myth regarding basic skeletal structure seems to be eternal.

Looking forward to the new Disney tearjerker, White Frogs Can't Jump btw.

GrahamS, stop being such a fu ckwit,

I think [url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law ]Poe's Law[/url] may be in full effect here.

If anything I've said offends you then re-read it in a slightly sarcastic tongue-in-cheek manner because it was certainly intended in that tone.

Except this bit obviously. This is me being serious.

CharlieMungus - Member

GrahamS, stop being such a fu ckwit, most of the rest of you too

Get a room funboys. 😉

If anything I've said offends you then re-read it in a slightly sarcastic tongue-in-cheek manner because it was certainly intended in that tone.

I did, it didn't make it any better

Fair enough.

In that case my apologies for any offence you have taken, because none was intended.

Ok, but the problem is that it is rarely intended

Skinny jeans, white t shirt, big safety boots, hard hat, safety glasses and a tool belt,amd a large drill making noise and not one gay whistling at me, and im in a gay club hanging a door.

Looks in the multiple mirrors and realises im not that attractive, to anyone except that dog that bit me 2 weeks ago. dog as in 4 legged type.

the problem is that it is rarely intended

Isn't that a good problem to have though?
After all, not so very long ago offence would have been rarely [i]unintended[/i]. So at least progress has been made eh?

(To be honest I'm not entirely clear which bit you were offended by, so kinda difficult to modify my actions any further).

Skinny jeans, white t shirt, big safety boots, hard hat, safety glasses and a tool belt,amd a large drill making noise and not one gay whistling at me, and im in a gay club hanging a door.

Perhaps if you had a policeman, a cowboy, and a native American to assist you? 😉

(Charlie: this is another joke referencing the dated gay stereotypes in the OP. Hope that's okay.)

Skinny jeans, white t shirt, big safety boots, hard hat, safety glasses and a tool belt,amd a large drill making noise and not one gay whistling at me, and im in a gay club hanging a door.

Obviously they were trying to whistle at you, but couldn't.

Isn't that a good problem to have though?

After all, not so very long ago offence would have been rarely unintended. So at least progress has been made eh?

(To be honest I'm not entirely clear which bit you were offended by, so kinda difficult to modify my actions any further).

another joke referencing the dated gay stereotypes

Still no wiser. The farting gag maybe?

FWIW I was pretty much directly quoting from a very camp mate, who takes great delight in trying to embarrass the heteros by saying things like [i]"I had such a good weekend that it was Tuesday before I could fart again"[/i]. 😆

Risqué and crass, but certainly not intended to be homophobic in any way. YMMV.

cf. a woman bragging that she was left walking like a cowboy 😀

As a cowboy with a perfect gait, I resent that comment.

Sorry bongo, I'm referencing dated stereotypes of Equine-assisted Cattle Handling Operatives. 😉

Well the door on the closet has been fixed at the gay club and im home now, and no whistles, probably me making to much noise to hear them.

Well the door on the closet has been fixed at the gay club

You are Stephen Crabb and I claim my five pounds.

I would like to see this thread turned into content and linked by stw Facebook page.

So does anyone know for sure that this is rubbish? I think the same book advised never to trust a man with a beard.

Well like most of us I just whistled to test my manliness,the tune sounded worryingly similar to the Bronski Beat classic Smalltown Boy though,not sure where that leaves me TBH.
Anyway gotta go,a load of tradesmen have just started frantically knocking on my back door .....

project - Member
Skinny jeans, white t shirt, big safety boots, hard hat, safety glasses and a tool belt,amd a large drill making noise and not one gay whistling at me, and im in a gay club hanging a door.

Skinny jeans?
Your missus wants them back.
It [b][i]IS[/i][/b] a missus?.......

You could be a celebate asexual gibbon, gifted the ability to type by a wandering shaman.

If only I was that interesting.

Are you Bruce Parry, can I have my £5? You're not a sumu wrestler who massages your testicles but you did undergo Shamanist rituals and did attempt to turn your penis inside out, no?

I can't whistle and I have a beard...

Tony Blair has never had a beard

Well, if some of the rumours that did the rounds of Westminster are to be believed.....

My eldest son is gay, has a beard & can whistle.

& if he doesn't change his self opinionated & downright rude attitude to me & my Mrs since the EU referendum he'll be whistling for his Xmas present as well. 🙄

Just because gay men are not whistling at you OP - doesn't mean they can't! 🙂

Well like most of us I just whistled to test my manliness,the tune sounded worryingly similar to the Bronski Beat classic Smalltown Boy though,not sure where that leaves me TBH.

Probably with a deeper talking whistle and a falsetto singing whistle.

Classic tune though!

Two comments:

1) Axl Rose is an anagram of Oral Sex. Does this add more weight to the "he's gay" argument?

2) I can whistle and hum at the same time. I had not considered that I might be transgender before today.