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bbc say he's been hit 'on the campaign trail' - is that some sort of euphamism?

[i]he's been hit 'on the campaign trail' - is that some sort of euphamism? [/i]

😆

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Yes, it's a lovely day.

I'm not reading all that.

Clue?

Oh i hope so, he's such a complete ****.

reports are a bit vague ATM

an eyewitness said .... [i]it curled through the air as if Beckham threw it[/i]

was it a oestrich egg or hard bolied ?

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Cameron hit on head with egg

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Cameron hit on head with egg. 😆

Carole Walker added that Mr Cameron was unruffled and continued on his way out of the building.

nice pun!!

Cameron will be able to add "I once met a student" to his list of common people he knows 🙂

I can see the punning on the front page of The Sun now....anyone care to venture a guess?

Cameron hit on head with egg

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Cameron hit on head with egg. 😆

noob 🙄

Sorry to correct you Goog but the BBC says he was hit by an egg. It doesn't say what the egg hit him with...

(A bit like being stabbed by a knife, or shot by a gun. Its a pet hate of mine, why don't they get it right?)

He should have turned around and punched him like Prescott did, it would have probably secured the election for him.... No one likes students.

Which was smoother, the eggshell or his skin?

noob

Sense of humour bypass? what the hell's a noob anyway?

It's a fresh boob.

ddmonkey - Member

Sorry to correct you Goog but the BBC says he was hit by an egg. It doesn't say what the egg hit him with...

sorry my bad

I was going off early reports "throw" at me by SKY News

i'm surprised anyone in Cornwall can afford to spare an egg since all the tory voting london types moved down there and ruined it for the locals

Security services have been scrambled - on the look out for a white person. Cameron will now be forced to shell out for more bodyguards.

That's all I got for now.

Clegg's been laid at least 30 times . . .

[i]i'm surprised anyone in Cornwall can afford to spare an egg since all the tory voting london types moved down there and ruined it for the locals[/i]

Probably a Cornish Yolkel.

Junkyard - Member
was it a oestrich egg or hard bolied ?

Pity it was not a dog egg.

i'm surprised anyone in Cornwall can afford to spare an egg since all the tory voting london types moved down there and ruined it for the locals

It was probably poached from a local farm.

waste of an egg 😥

Good, good.. there must be more out there?

I can just imagine the public calling for Dave to drop the charges against the thrower. He would say something like "Ovum my dead body".

You guys are egging each other on, you crack me up, it's eggscruciating! Henny way, enough of this, I must soldier on, my brain's scrambled and I've got an eggsuberant poacher to catch.

sorry my bad

your bad what?

so long as he's all white, and it was just a harmless yolk, no need for it to boil over into some over-egged story for the news channels to keep clucking about.

waste of an egg

True dat. 😥

Pity it was not a dog egg.

Or a brick...

sorry my bad

your bad what?

I think he threw the egg.

>waste of an egg

Yup, should have saved it for Gordon.

With the manifestos all published now, and the leaders & their armies hitting the streets, if you had to decide now, who would you throw an egg at?

Much as I'm not sure about either Conservative or Labour, and as much as I admire the work of Clegg in this campaign, I think I'd still cast my egg at that prack from UKIP, Nigel Farage <cough Garage>.

My egg would be cast at all of them. I don't admire the work of any of them, and I don't think any of them solve all solutions. I think Clegg talks about how everyone talks, and everyone else talks. Not much to vote for, other than a change.

My egg would be cast at all of them

1 egg, 3 MPs? That would be quite a neat trick if you can pull it off, like skimming a stone on water.

"1 egg, 3 MPs"

it's not a video like those 2 girls thingy is it?

if you hit 3 MP with one egg I'd vote in as PM. The you could try for the deficit with 1 quid.

Junkyard - Member
was it a oestrich egg or hard bolied ?

Pity it was not a dog egg.

or maybe a hard boiled ostrich egg 🙂

p.s. er.....Vote for Change - yes, for the worse!!

Cameron gets Clegg on his face

I guess the Yokes on Him