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Should have know better, the beans were either under ground or over ground.

Crack on


 
Posted : 28/01/2018 6:41 pm
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A womble ripped you off?

Cholet not.


 
Posted : 28/01/2018 7:05 pm
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<span style="color: #444444; font-size: 12px; background-color: #eeeeee;">the beans were either under ground or over ground.</span>

So a grindr-related search led you to Wimbledon Common, but left you unsatisfied?


 
Posted : 28/01/2018 7:13 pm
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Wimbledon common


 
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Posted : 28/01/2018 7:46 pm
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Cheers gents but was hoping for a bit of a joke thread.

I’ll get back to the thread about how unfunny Micky Flanagan is.


 
Posted : 28/01/2018 8:25 pm
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My wife asked me to pass her the lipbalm and I gave her the superglue by mistake.

She's still not talking to me.


 
Posted : 28/01/2018 9:09 pm
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More like it.

Bought a do<span style="color: #444444; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.4px;">g from a blacksmith. soon as i </span><span style="font-size: 0.8rem; line-height: 1.3;"> </span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.4px;">got home it made a bolt for the door</span>


 
Posted : 28/01/2018 9:16 pm
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Billoxy laptop.

Bought a dog from a blacksmith, soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.


 
Posted : 28/01/2018 9:19 pm
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What's 1ft long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.


 
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What is black and plastic and floats on the sea? Binbag the sailor


 
Posted : 28/01/2018 9:29 pm