with razor sharp teef ?
I only wear them when sat at the keyboard 🙂
Looks like you're completely out-voted CG, maybe time to re-think your life values? <or just keep quite and not mention them from now on lol>
Whats this about you being a fluffer?
coffeeking - I am what I am ... what isn't necessarily the same as I appear on here 😉
and have to date failed to slide into reactionary incoherence :o)
You should see it from our point of view, Simon....
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coffeeking - I am what I am ... what isn't necessarily the same as I appear on here
What, you mean you're not a fluffer? Damn! 😆
<my original post was, of course, tongue in cheek>
You should see it from our point of view, Simon....
I'm usually criticised for being too bleeding heart liberal, not grasping selfinterest!
<my original post was, of course, tongue in cheek>
what in cheek ??
tongue?
😯Mind you, all the gentlemen guests to CG Towers have been impeccably behaved
and i thought was mine [img] 
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Mind you, all the gentlemen guests to CG Towers have been impeccably behaved
I've been to your house. It's not impossible that I could have farted in the living room and peed in the bath.....
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My missus bought me an all in one posh coffee machine for my birthday
Very nice, but I only drink tea
I'm rethinking going on the STW Mendips ride now. Just imagine if during a climb I accidentally farted while in front of C_G 😳
errrrr, don't pee in the shower, it blocks the drains (seriosuly!)
The drains slowly block with a mix of fat and hair, but peeing on the mixture fertilises it allowing bacteria to collonise it and turn it into a big sulphurous smelling lump of bits of you and bacterial excrament.
Peterpoddy - as long as you didn't pee in the living room!
tinas - and I always blamed the missus for blocking it with her hair. ha.
LOL @ MrsF!
I think the other guests would have noticed if I did. Although it's hard to keep my farts quiet as well, come to think of it....
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nothing mentioned by CG is particularly important. If i don't clean my camelbak bladder it only affects me. i could piss in her shower for a year and she wouldn't know, or be affected. farting alone, again, no harm done. there are more pressing issues in life than things that don't affect you. something is only a hygiene issue if it makes [u]you[/u] ill. i have a life, maybe you can find one too......
thisisnotaspoon is that true? Have you got reputable links to that info?
Considering the godawful mess I had to clear from the shower trap recently I feel a change of habit is imminent.
Everyone lets off noxious gases but doing it in the presence of others is bad manners, letting out a ripper and being proud of it is just immature school boy behaviour.
PMSL @ jimmys list
remember when you can smell fart its particles of shit in the air you're breathing - not something i'm keen on if it's origin is some fat hairy phucktard
[i]The drains slowly block with a mix of fat and hair, but peeing on the mixture fertilises it allowing bacteria to collonise it and turn it into a big sulphurous smelling lump of bits of you and bacterial excrament[/i]
How is fat going into your shower U bend?
Came accross it whist doing some research for interesting/gross science stuff.
also.........
The red mould/bacteria in your shower is actualy growing on a thin layer of fat washed out of your skin, it's actualy flesh eating (it can live on your skin and eats away at the oil in it) but its too easily killed to do any harm.
Bearing in mind what you say they're made of iDave what difference does the origin matter? Do skinny sexy glamour models farts smell of flowers?
[i]How is fat going into your shower U bend? [/i]
What do you think soap is made of...
No red mould in my shower. I jet wash it with piss 🙂
[i]What do you think soap is made of... [/i]
No idea, don't use the stuff.
D0NK, there are things i'd do with a fit woman that i wouldn't consider with bernard manning
Well we don't have a shower, so neither of us can piss in it, but Stealthcat can strip paint at 50' when letting rip (which she does frequently and often). There have been times when I've been tempted to nail the duvet to the bedframe to save having to get the stepladder out at 3am to retrieve it from the ceiling.
She cleans the camelbak bladders, cuz I can't be arsed, but I make the coffee (on a poncy machine, which has been one of our better investments), because a) I'm better at it, b) it means she doesn't have to get up so early.
She does have a thing about clean baths, but I can't remember her ever cleaning the bog (despite the comments above) in living memory.
It's all give and take isn't it? Living with a "perfect lady" would get a little bit wearisome.
well your skin is covered in oil by the end of the day, this gets washed off, some of if goes down the drain, some is deposited in a similar way to limestone in a cave and some sticks to surfaces as the water containg it dries out.
remember when you can smell fart its particles of shit in the air you're breathing - not something i'm keen on if it's origin is some fat hairy phucktard
That's not really true or at least, not mostly. farts are by the vast majority, just gas - smelly ones at times but gas nonetheless.
Comedy link from someone with too much time on their hands (probably a STW forum member) with everything you could ever want to know about farts.
[url] http://www.heptune.com/farts.html [/url]
guilty of all. and more...
Holy cow!
CG, your not morphing into an RB clone are you?!!!
That was borderline rant 🙂
You will be pleased to know that I have now washed and then evacuated by bladder with boiling hot water.....
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well your skin is covered in oil by the end of the day
some of us are not so revolted by our own bodies as to feel the need to shower every day :o)
I used to work with Kipper's missus,they are now divorced,she's an interesting shade of orange.Saw Kipper come into the William Hills in Peel square after aquiring some free booze from the cheap supermarket in Peel st,he couldn't work out why the staff threw him out.
Ian
Well, that does it! I'm going to totter off (in new killer heels) to a non-biking forum with a better class of folk. Just can't believe what a dirty bunch of beggars most of you are.
Invites to CG Towers will only be extended to previously vetted people but that excludes Mr Poddy who had the audacity to boast of his shameful behaviour 😯
will only be extended to previously vetted people
should read: "previously [b]wetted[/b]", but isn't water dangerous to the skin ?
So, that's at least three of us from Barnsley on here then - next, world domination!!
What makes you think she means water?
Ian
What makes you think she means water?
I think we can take it for granted that "golden showers" are out of the question :o)
She's a woman,take nothing for granted.
Ian
tinas - pee is mostly water and disolved nitrogen, so nitrogen would be good fertiliser I suppose! Not that it'd be in very large quantities and would be hugely diluted by water, so I suspect the food in the mud you wash off would be more of a problem than the pee.
Clubber - the gas in your ass is a mixture of odorless gases, it's added unpleasantries that give it the smell - bacteria and acids from the "solids" in vapour form. Check out the wiki text...
The gas released during a flatus event frequently has an unpleasant odor which mainly results from low molecular weight fatty acids, such as butyric acid, (rancid butter smell) and reduced sulphur compounds, such as hydrogen sulphide (rotten egg smell) and carbonyl sulphide. All of these components are the result of protein breakdown. The incidence of odoriferous compounds in flatulence emissions increases from herbivores, such as cattle, through omnivores to carnivorous species, such as cats.[citation needed] Such odor can also be caused by the presence of large numbers of microflora bacteria and/or the presence of faeces in the rectum.
i.e. the gas is odourless, the smell is the airborn ****.
No, the compounds mentioned above are gases. How do you think that they permeate through two layers of clothing?
The bacteria and solids stay in there, or are filtered out by clothing.
Ugg - caveman
Not Ugg boots - need i say more
FYI hydrogen suphide is just as poisonous as hydrogen cyanide (and for the same reason, it displaces oxygen from haemoglobin) but it is 100,000,000 times smellier :o)
cinnamon_girl - MemberI just can't believe what I'm reading these days
You blokes seem to have the most revolting personal habits - not cleaning Camelbak bladder at all, pee'ing in the shower, farting in the office etc etc. The list is endless.
Then you have the audacity to bleat about not being able to find a nice girlfriend - is it any wonder
Guys - just because you love dirtyness, you still need to be house-trained and know what is acceptable behaviour. You're just not cutting it!
I'm sure that the STW girlies will be more than happy to dispense sage advice. On that note, I am donning my suit of armour to deflect the missiles
Just because a few louts on here are 'dirty lazy blokes with bellies who can't get a girlfriend" doesn't mean we all are thank you very much.
Regards
Metrosexual Zaskar 8)
Hah, reckon it's all just a load of pussy-whupped office boys 'ladding it up' on the net really.......
Moses, only two of those compounds are gases, the rest are oils and similar. And unless you have particularly fine-weave fabric you aint going to filtering much.