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Stuff it full of beetroot and put it through the mangle a couple of times? Easy.
Oh, out of its fur? I see. Get it dipped.
If you need help just call 'Beetrootjuice' 3 times, don't hold me accountable for who turns up though.
We managed to paint one of our cats once:
[url= https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8482/8279300458_243cfdbb29_z.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8482/8279300458_243cfdbb29_z.jp g"/> [/img][/url][url= https://flic.kr/p/dBBzzC ]Pink Cat...[/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/brf/ ]Ben Freeman[/url], on Flickr
Is the cat still fully functional? Does it land on it's feet when dropped from an appropriate height?
Don't, give a Mohican and you'll have a punk cat. It will be cool, punk is coming back.
Punk never went away.

