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NorthwindAh bellerephon, what a first line...
Carter fan North?
Another favourite opening of mine is, imagine boots marching......
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Cheap holidays in other people's misery
"In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth."
What on earth are you talking about?
8)
Señores y señoras, nosotros tenemos mas influencia con sus hijos, que tu tienes.
Pero los queremos
Creado y areglado de Los Angeles... Juana's adiccion
Serious man, your f*cking Missus is nuts. My Missus is nuts 'n' all. She rings me at least 40 times a day... serious.
Goldie Looking Chain. Your Missus is a nutter.
Leaning in your corner like a candidate for wax,
sidewalk social scientist, don't get no satisfaction
from your cigarette, it's ten to ten, time is running out,
lock up all your memories, get out of here, you know that we can run.
11.59 - Blondie
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
NIN - hurt
Love the glc and carter tunes....
Marble arch criminals and clause 28ers
"She wore big knickers and she worked at 'sewage farm.
Got me hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half me arm..."Macc Lads - Sweaty Betty
A true scooterboy classic, but I like Macc Lads - Beer and Sex and Chips and Gravy...
'Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her
Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust,
But you can't sh@g a bird on a 29 bus'
John that's Love plus one but not the opening lyric...many others aren't either.
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Hell yes - "Kill the headlights and put it in neutral..."
I love the start of Public Enemy's [i]Louder Than A Bomb[/i]:
[i]This style seems wild
Wait before you treat me like a stepchild[/i]
Alright Chuck, I'll wait.
Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack,
I went out for a ride and never went back,
Hungry Heart- The Boss
Hey little girl is your daddy home
did he go and leave you all alone
.
Bruce Springstein "l 'm on fire "
Pick any Springsteen track.
Or any Half Man Half Biscuit for something a bit lighter.
punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate, will nature make a man of me yet.
seeing as we are on biking forum
I'm doing you a favour as I'm taking all your money
I guess I should feel sorry but I don't even trust me
Train of Consequenes, Megadeth
And whoever put up the opening to Last Caress, good call
"All you hippies better face reality"
Not what you're after but the best last line . Bonzo Dog Doodah Band .
" I'm the urban spaceman baby here's the twist , I don't exist" .
"I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm"
I can recommend the EMF cover version
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Your knuckles whiten on the wheel, the last thing that your hands will feel, your final flight can't be delayed
Always a cheery one that
you are astronomical fans of alcohol
so welcome in
BSP - waving flags
"I was 37, you were 17..."
More HMHB- 'I could have stuck my head in a bucket full of porridge and moaned about the hospital parking scheme. I would have saved 14 pounds that Id just splashed out on your second album..'
And an HMHB one with a cycling reference:
When I need you
You’re only ever twenty-eight away
With a tailwind
I’m on Shimano Ultegra now, ain’t you heard?
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: Excavating Rita - lyrics
With due credit to [url] http://www.chrisrand.com [/url]
This one from Curl of the Burl by Mastodon appealed to me recently:
"I KILLED A MAN CAUSE HE KILLED MY GOAT "
I was sayin let me outta here before I was even born...
The only way to feel the noise is when it's good and loud
Turn the page on the day, Walk away.
I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Up the junction - squeeze
Loving the Carter ones ......
I don't believe in an interventionist God
But I know, darling, that you do
But if I did I would kneel down and ask Him
Not to intervene when it came to you
Not to touch a hair on your head
To leave you as you are
And if He felt He had to direct you
Then direct you into my arms
NIck Cave, Into My Arms
"Now you may have observed, when you walk into a wall, you get a certain sensation of reality" Incredible String band, the Puppet Song.
'Oh, the snot has caked against my pants'
Glorious.
[i]Not strictly a lyric but....
"Good Morning Mr Tyler...Going Down"[/i]
not a lyric and not the first words in that song either 😉
"Don't ask me why
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH!" - Can God fill Teeth by Lard
"God Told Me To Skin You Alive!" - I kill Children by The Dead Kennedys
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you
or
The Pope says to the atheist, in Gods name I do swear
You're searching blindly in the dark for something that ain't there
The atheist says to the Pope there ain't no gettin' 'round it
You too were searching in the dark for nothing...but you found it
or
The object of my affection
Walked off in the other direction
(not an opening line, I know, but still great)
Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' forty-four beneath my head.
Johnny Cash - Cocaine Blues
Airstreams tethered together like silver shining oxen
^^^ +10 for the Lard reminder
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Marin County, Cali
Oh God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”
Abe says, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on”
God say, “No.” Abe say, “What?”
God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin’ you better run”
Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”
God says, “Out on Highway 61”
I grew so old
In that house I lived in
They brought me here
'cause I can't take care
I lost my worth
And my purpose here
I feel you cry
But I can't speak my mind
Will you hold me
And never let me go
'cause I hate it when you walk outside that door
'cause I know I won't ever see your eyes
The eyes I gave you
----
Red House Painters - Ruth Marie
"It's all downhill from here,
because we started at the top..."
[i]The Last Migration[/i].
Caffeine Bomb - The Wildhearts...
Eyes dried tight gotta get myself together
need a kickstart cocktail, ten percent coffee
with a high rise family size, guaranteed to catonize
the little bit of brain I got a-hanging on from last night
Is she really going out with him
[i]There is no castration fear
In a chair you will be with me
We'll dance
But no one will dance with us
In this zany town[/i]
Pavement, [i]We Dance[/i].
Baffling, as per usual.
Monster Magnet always deliver:
"Me! This is all about me!"
"If you're looking for the one who f***ed your mom, it's not me!"
"Well I'm back! I've got a cock made out of platinum!"
Pete Rocks Soul Survivor 2.
The intro is amazing 16 bars at a time.
[url= http://rapgenius.com/Pete-rock-truth-is-lyrics#lyric ]even if you don't liek rap this is worth a listen.[/url]
It's the intro to the album rather than the song, is that alowed?
[b]EDIT[/b]
found this
I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
I am the son and heir of nothing in particular.