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You make me laugh, Michael...you know that? I've borrowed money all
over the neighborhood and never paid it back...so I couldn't borrow
anymore from them...so who's the only jerk off left that I can
borrow from without paying back...YOU. Because that's what I
think of you...Jerk off. I f@*k you where you breathe!
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum"
rowdy roddy piper in They Live
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just out of interest anyone ever seen him in Hell Comes to Frogtown?
can anyone be arsed to read all the loooooooong multiline posts? 😕
can anyone be arsed to read all the loooooooong multiline posts?
LOL - good point, seeing as the post was title 'Best line...'.
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LOL - good point, seeing as the post was title 'Best line...'.
+1...anything longer than a line or two and I'm skimming...
"I was born a poor black child".
Navin Johnson (Steve Martin), 'The Jerk'.
Cha****ng - I was going to post:
'ordinary ****in people, I hate 'em'
'nice friends otto', 'yeah I made em myself'
and of course 'a repoman's life is always intense'
yours were a little longer. Definitely one of my favourite films.
And Earl yeah to that 'Also, I can kill you with my brain' wasn't that tv though?
Oh and a another favourite of mine is 'never get off the goddamn boat'
I'm also liking that Red Shoes Scorcese hmv add:
Boris Lermontov: Why do you want to dance?
Victoria Page: Why do you want to live?
Boris Lermontov: Well I don't know exactly why, er, but I must.
Victoria Page: That's my answer too.
Not a film but if I may... the immortal Capt. Zapp. Branigan.
If we can hit the bull's-eye, the rest of those dominos will fall like a house of cards......checkmate
Thurman Merman, bad santa was awesome
freddy got fingered
Gord Brody: [playing the sausage organ] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Gord Brody: You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!
Sandwich Customer: What the hell do you expect me to do with this?
Gord Brody: Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.
Gord Brody: Hi. How are you?
Betty: I'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo.
Film = Breaking Away
Father(coming from bathroom): He's shaving..............
Mother: so? he's a growing boy.
Father: His legs!!
What no evil dead 3: army of darkness?
Show me some sugar baby!
Hail to the king bAby!
From the Business.
"Did somebody order a C*n*? Because ones just walked in.
About every other line from Pulp Fiction, but my favourite is:
"I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE **** AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHER****ER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're ****in' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this ****'s skull!"
OR (more than a line but good dialogue):
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead **** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead **** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ****s ain't my ****ing business, that's why!
"A punk & a 2nd rate punk at that."
Richard Burton to Clint Eastwood - Where Eagles Dare.
And the beauty of it? Its a one liner 😉
The Usual Suspects:-
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Predator
Blain - "I aint got time to bleed"
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy".
Where Eagles Dare
Dogma;
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Bethany: I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to ****?
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Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that ****ed-up bar.
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Metatron: Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, you're mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that out.
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Jay: So what's up? You got a friend for Silent Bob, or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds.
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Bethany Sloane: You knew Jesus?
Rufus, the 13th Apostle: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks.
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Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey.
"Are you quitting on me? Well? Are you? Then QUIT, you slimy, ****in' walrus-lookin' piece of sh1t! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I WILL motivate you, private Pyle!"
The genius that is Lee Ermey as Drill Sargeant Hartman, Full metal jacket.
"Thats not a knife"
"This is a Knife"
Crocodile Dundee..
Ken: "Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home"
In Bruges
"I can taste your balls on my moustache"
Borat
It may not look like much, boy, but she's got it where it counts. I've made a lot of special modifications. (I call my bike the Millenium Falcon)
Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets". He's a successful author in the film and a swooning female fan asks him "How do you write women so well".
Nicholson looks at her, pauses and says "Well, I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability", he smiles and walks away.
Awesome!
Loving the quotes, so many great movies. Although I only flicked through I didn't notice anyone mentioning Apocalypse Now:
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like victory".
Although for me its Willards monologue and narration that makes it.
True Romance - Gary Oldman (Drexl):
"Y'know what we got here? Motherf*n' Charlie Bronson"
True Romance again - Dennis Hopper (?):
"The moors, they did so much f*n' that they changed the blood lies forever" speech. In fact the whole of that scene with Christopher Walken. Outstanding.
Most of the lines by Brick Top in Snatch.
Not a film but class writing all the same:
After Mike had rolled and sank the canoe at Rough Ramblers...
"So it wasn't so much an eskimo roll, it was rather a case of rolling right inuit!"
"...Inuit's another word for eskimo!"
Spaced was just ****in awesome
Oh my God! I've got some ****ing Jaffa cakes in my coat pocket!
I'll stop now.
"We've got both kinds of music: country and western!"
Blues Brothers
"things that you own, end up owning you"
"You have to accept the possibility that God does not like you!"
fight club
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? - [b]Oddball[/b]
Crap - [b]Moriarty[/b]
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Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down. [b]Oddball[/b]
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Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation. - [b]Oddball[/b]
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[looking at aerial pics of the a remaining bridge] Beautiful. - Oddball
suppose the bridge ain't there? - Moriarty
[groans] Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning. Think the bridge will be there and it will be there. It's a mother, beautiful bridge, and it's gonna be there. Ok? - Oddball
[Later: Oddball is looking through binoculars at the bridge] Still up! - Oddball
[planes fly and bomb the bridge] ... No it ain't. See what sending out them negative waves did, Moriarty? - Oddball
That ain't my fault, Oddball, I've done nothing but have good thoughts about that damn bridge ever since we left! - Moriarty
Kelly's Heroes
Ta-daa! It's... it's gone - The Joker
The Dark Knight
Rory McGrath in Chelmsford 123
"It's on nights like this I could shag fat Blodwen"
the f#*k I want a caravan with no f#*kin wheels for {snatch}
I'm going to watch the movie now after thinking of that one 😆
Chelmsford 123 was great wish they re show it
"Luigi only follow the Ferraris"
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Smile you son of a bitch and gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws.
Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol.- Snatch
Samuel L Jackson in pulp fiction
"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?"