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"General Assistant" abreviates nicely too

I was once a Hooker

I've a mate who's an, Erections Manager ... works for a crane company.

my father-in-law was a 'Small Works Manager' - he's about 5'2" 🙂

I used to be a Porn Assessor. 😀

Sorry, that should read Pawn Assessor (valuing jewellery). 😥

I want to be a Marine Coating and Heating Technician.

Otherwise known as working in a fish and chip shop. 😉

My bestman was a 'Vibration control engineer'

I used to work in a Dept. of Anal. Chem. 😯

Not quite the same thing but we had a letter from the council recently asking us to please ensure that our cars were parked so as to allow the Street Cleanliness Operatives to do their job.
That'd be the binmen then...

Income maximisation office for a welsh council, no its not me thats a debt collector.

Human resourses manager is the classic, it will always be known by me as Personel dept.

I used to know a lad who had the job title "Bra Adviser" at M&S.

When Mat Hoffman started Hoffman Bikes his job title was HMIC - Head Muthaf*cka in Charge.

crazy-legs - Member

Not quite the same thing but we had a letter from the council recently asking us to please ensure that our cars were parked so as to allow the Street Cleanliness Operatives to do their job.
That'd be the binmen then...

No, it'd be the street cleaners.

🙄

There's often adverts for Teenage Pregnancy Coordinators - no wonder there are so many single Mums - surely it should be Teenage Contraception Coordinators.

Also just had to interview the Police's Anti-Social Behaviour Coordinator as part of a consultancy project - so you now know who is causing the problems in your area 😉

not quite the same but still ammusing:

The School of Engineering & Electronics at Edinburgh University use an abbreviation internally for emails, so to spam everyone you use

all at see .ed.ac.uk 🙂

not sure what happens to 'lost at see' ...

Specialist operative in small ceramics cleaning = Dish washer

I once saw an ad requiring a

'Potato preparation technician'

Out side the chippy...

🙂

We've just taken on a 'Transformation Director'. I've read the job description and I still have no idea what he's going to do, but when I was a lad, Transformation was a shop on the Euston Road for a certain kind of gent.

vision technician = window cleaner

'Fudge Packer' for a confectionery company....

but when I was a lad

So following transformation are you now a lady?

Information Distribution Facilitator aka paper boy.

I came home one night and saw a man on top of my roof with a camera taking pictures of my TV antennae. I said what are you doing on my roof, he replied "I'm an aerial photographer!"

skidartist 😀

While doing a survey of the Bodleian Library in Oxford and had to meet with the 'Keeper of oriental books', which I found funny, but better still her office was next to the 'blind peoples reading room'.

Thermal fusion engineer - welder

My dad was a Principal ENgineering ASsistant

Until recently I worked in 'Model Servicing'...

JEngledow - Member
While doing a survey of the Bodleian Library in Oxford and had to meet with the 'Keeper of oriental books', which I found funny, but better still her office was next to the 'blind peoples reading room'.

😆

I did a stint as a chokerman.

I thought 'Business Utilities Manager' would be good for the acronym but never got it. However I was an 'Application Support Specilaist' for a year.

has to be the titles HR or recruitment agencies give themselves.

Executives and Officers every last one of them.

Incompetent and in effective most of the time.......

mine is Roadman 2

I used to be a Lethal Mechanisms Technologist 🙂

When out on the pull 'Panel beater' didn't cut it so
it was renamed 'Automotivetamponrefurbisher' 🙂

Richard, my mate at the school we work in is ASSistant Head Of Learning- ASSHOL. He's a really good bloke, now well pi55ed off with his new job title. All his memos have the title on it. Just wait until the pupils find out...

Rob, my first child is called 'Boy 1' He's 17 now. Boy 2, Thomas is 12. Both will respond to their 'names'. I'm a crap dad me 🙁 .