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* insert stereotypical, exaggerated,false emergency declaration of any occurrence*
Let me look in the box of ****s to give to see if there's any left... nope. Sorry. The photocopier is fine.
Some of you are just writing down insults, or you work in very, very different environments to me.
Not the most pithy put down for your colleagues, is it?
Mildly NSFW....ish.
There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.
I used that line on every training course I gave prior to the tutorials.
I'm generally regarded as a bit of a c as a result, but a hard working, committed c. I can live with that.
Do you suffer fools gladly?
God ruined a good arsehole by putting teeth in that mouth!
"Destined to spend their life pushing doors marked pull"
"Oxygen thief"
"Depriving a village of its idiot"
I've worked with several blokes nicknamed 'thrush' over the years... And a lass who just would. Not. Shut. Up. Even when there was REALLY nothing worth saying. Her name was Ashley, but she never could work out why people kept on mistaking her for (g)Nat...
Maybe not a one liner but.
Stop
Stop
Stop
You c#nt
To rorschach