I am making effort with her. I'll probably end up saying something stupid at some point and blow it...as usual:)
I've never purposefully washed my nob before a date- kinda jinx's things.
What tends to happen (or used to) is that you get it on and you end up going down crazily on a girl even though shes not washed.........
....going down crazily......
I'm desperately trying to erase that image from my mind 😯
though shes not washed.........
Yep, reminds me of the time I found a piece of sweetcorn down there and told her if something like that happened again, I'd get sick. "That's what the last guy said"...she said 😐
Like a dog feverishly licking a spilt ice cream cone off a pavement on a hot day Woody?
No No NO! Enough! I am eating my lunch thank you very much 😆
I found a piece of sweetcorn down there
simon has left the building
barfing 🙁
Sweetcorn? pah....... just pray that the thread stuck in your teeth has come from her knickers.
Now now....
jesus
Eww!!
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I do not approve of the sweetcorn.
I take it all back 😳
STW dating:
her: did you wash your nob ?
him: yes, and can you verify there is no sweet corn in your knickers ?
what concerns me is that sweet corn kernels can pass right through the gut unchanged...
my mate found a piece of sweet corn underneath his foreskin after a one-night stand!
"What tends to happen (or used to) is that you get it on and you end up going down crazily on a girl even though shes not washed........." PMSL at that!
Is that firm rougly pea sized object in your knickers sweetcorn or are you just pleased to see me?
am not reading all that has been said..
but it will probably just lead to heart break, self loathing and general all round unhappiness.
its been 6 months.. and am only just coming out of that phase.
Women.. damn them..