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Beard promo. Yes or no?

 Mark
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What say you forum. Do we say yes or no?

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Posted : 15/06/2024 11:49 am
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Ooh, I get messages like that a lot! If you reply does it actually result in anything?? I usually ignore them, have occasionally said , yes I'd love to collaborate, and occasionally "**** off", but never see anything else.

Beards though, not for me, I like my face, nothing to hide 😂


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 11:56 am
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I've managed my first 6 decades on the planet without needing a 'beard forger', or even being aware it was a thing. It's a hard no from me!


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 11:56 am
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Have they stumbled into the threads on hot waxing chains and misunderstood?


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 12:29 pm
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Fu Manchu had it right.


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 1:15 pm
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Better than pickup trucks.

Reminds me, I need to give mine a severe trim as I accidentally undercut it too far shaving and now it looks thin and rubbish.


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 3:29 pm
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What does it say after "nice to e-meet you"? Because reading any further than that goes against everything I stand for.


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 4:22 pm
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I have had a beard for 20 years and I've bought absolutely no products for it.

So I'm probably not going to buy any beard  products, but I might read about some.


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 4:51 pm
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WTF is a 'beard forger'? Having just seen the brief video on their site I can't actually see what it does, other than brush his beard and leave it exactly as started.

Now, if they had a range of cheap, good quality, moustache waxes I'd be interested.....


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 4:56 pm
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Do they also sell axes?


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 9:07 pm
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I have a beard which is neither stylish or handsome but I'm willing to review any products on behalf of STW if the staff are chin follicly challenged.


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 9:35 pm
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Where's HebTroCo when you need them....


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 9:58 pm
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I have had a beard for 20 years and I’ve bought absolutely no products for it.

Only 15 here, but zero "products" in that time. I genuinely laughed at an uncle when he told me his missus had bought him beard oil.

What do you call a person without a beard?

A woman.


 
Posted : 15/06/2024 10:04 pm
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What do you call a person without a beard?

A woman.

Hmmm, you do realise that there are women who are more hirsute than some men? 🤔


 
Posted : 16/06/2024 1:31 am
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If you’ve got a big beard and don’t use any product  at all then you’re a bit of a skank. A decent brush and a bit of oil or balm help keep your skin and hair in good condition. Nothing worse than beard dandruff or split hairs. I’ve bad a beard, sometimes full on wizard size, for most of my adult life and always used some product.

Normally stuff that doesn’t need daft marketing or silly names. Heated straighteners for a beard is stupid though. They’ll damage the hair and just why are they even a thing? WTF is with  the whole Viking  thing too.


 
Posted : 16/06/2024 8:11 am
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Beard of 36years. It's maintained occasionally with soap and very occasionally white spirit or thinners if I get paint or oil in it. It started bushy and has steadily been reduced to a 10-20 day growth as I've got older, greyer and uglier.


 
Posted : 16/06/2024 10:08 am
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My beard which has never been totally removed since my mid 70s when beards were far from fashionable. It varies in length and tidiness and can be quite random when I wake up with bed face.

I don't use any unctuous preparations ony beard but if you want anything testing that smell more fragrant than a pole cat I would be up for it.


 
Posted : 16/06/2024 10:48 am
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Having just seen the brief video on their site I can’t actually see what it does

Gives you an insanely smug feeling and a very punchable smirk.

My beard which has never been totally removed since my mid 70s

How old are you?


 
Posted : 16/06/2024 11:08 am
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I genuinely laughed at an uncle when he told me his missus had bought him beard oil.

Someone bought me beard oil once.  I think it called itself "serum."  A couple of squirts and... I had an oily beard?


 
Posted : 16/06/2024 9:32 pm
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I'm with northwind, I stopped reading at 'e-meet you'

I just rub some shampoo into mine whenever I wash my hair, that's been fine for the last 24 years.

Eek, I've had a bear for longer than I've not🙈


 
Posted : 16/06/2024 9:38 pm
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What’s wrong with beards?


 
Posted : 16/06/2024 9:44 pm
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I'd probably buy some beard cleaner and moisturiser if there were stw deals to be had.


 
Posted : 16/06/2024 10:38 pm
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I love using beard oil! I whack some in after a shower and comb out the knots. Even take a tiny bottle of the stuff when away from home.


 
Posted : 17/06/2024 10:11 am
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Beard cleaner? AKA hot water?


 
Posted : 17/06/2024 10:24 am
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If STW had a promo I might look at the company...

No guarantee I would buy anything though, I'm quite particular about what I use on my beard and have found that many of the companies clearly use the same low quality oil blend with different scents. Made in <insert local nation here> can still easily mean 'cheap oil imported from china with a bit of perfume' and that oil feels awful (to me).


 
Posted : 17/06/2024 10:27 am