[Closed] Bathroom ettiquette

BOG-BRUSHES are one of the foulest things going.

Not as foul as having to use your own piss chisel on someone elses skidmarks

A common problem, especially in very multicultural places (like a uni, research lab) is people come from places where they're used to squatting to do their business. So they squat on the seat...predictable mess ensues.

Sometimes you see signs.. google it

I once spent a summer working as a ride operator at a theme park in Yorkshire, there's only one so I'm sure you know the one I mean. We didn't have any staff toilets so we used the same ones the punters used. I went in one day absolutely busting for a number two. Got in fling the door shut and locked it, didn't realise until I sat down that someone had written shit on the back of the door with shit.

I couldn't wash my hands enough after that.

DrJ - Member

The OP's question leads to another quandary. If you enter and find a pooey loo, do you clean up someone else's turds, or do you leave them intact, with the risk that someone will go straight in after you and think that you are responsible?

I confess, if I walk in and there's no-one else there and alternative stalls, and there's a log'a'winkin, I have been known to nip to a more hygenic alternative rather than try and exorcise the demon.

However, I have also had to battle the Golgothan when there's nowhere else to go.

The worst is when you walk in, there's only one trap available, and there's someone washing their hands (thankfully) and you face the choice of hovering, or going in and sitting in their distinct miasma while the seat's still warm.

I love shared facilities. 😐

We had "polite reminder" at work the other day that smearing shit on the walls isn't nice behaviour.