[Closed] *bangs head against desk*

Is the water in a mug at the side of the bed?

Is the water in a [s]mug[/s] beaker at the side of the bed?

Details, Matt, details.

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Details, Matt, details.

Damned straight.

Washing your wang in a mug would just be disgusting.

'If you're not properly hydrated your cells can't talk to each other and so will turn cancerous'

Well, no. But if you really try, you can get an AKI and an appointment with a big turquoise machine with a load of roller pumps on it.

water you lot going on about now?

Have more people died from lack of water or because of water, 3rd world countries excluded.

Makes you think, I think

No one has yet asked the questions of where the hell do you work and why the hell do you still wok there?

I likes water me, drinks it all day I does.

Solo - Member

Any specific temperature?

'I don't drink water. Fish **** in it.'

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'I don't drink water. Fish **** in it.'

I know I could google it but cba

<edit> now googled, potty mouth!

I've been told you can identify which water to drink, based on the colour of the water.

Gov should issue a colour coded guide to [i]safe water[/i].

[i]micturate, defecate, fornicate[/i]

Thanks, I've been looking for a motto to attach to my coat of arms...

[i] IHN - Member

micturate, defecate, fornicate

Thanks, I've been looking for a motto to attach to my coat of arms...[/i]

Don't forget "[i]respirate[/i].

Is the water in a beaker at the side of the bed?

Any specific temperature?

Ice cold would not be a good choice... 😯

Water biscuit? Obviously.

I should hope so, it's been proven that air biscuits are seriously harmful (please share this with 100 people or your personal angel will be harmed).

Don't be so leaudicrous.

D'eau
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Chapeau

bearnecessities - Member

Dinasours didn't exist, silly.

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Count me in!

because it was Latin it must have come from Europe!!!!

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there's a t-shirt for that in China...
Drink more water