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Wife can eat kilo's of the stuff and nothing (so she says) Me however one stalk and my piss is as rancid as a rancid thing
Everyone’s smells, just some people can’t smell it.
10% of people don't generate the smell
10% of people can't smell the smell
So there are people that can't smell it because they are not making it ; some that can't smell it even though they are; and others that can't smell it and don't produce it.
Me - I love the smell. I suspect that makes me weird. I'm pumping it out less than 40mins from eating the stuff.
I too am a weirdo convert, love the smell of it!
I didn't think it was pee it affected so much as, erm, other emissions.
It's a marvel of physiology how it gets into your piss so quickly. Mine stinks within 10 minutes of eating the stuff. Bit like how sweetcorn passes through your entire digestive tract to turn up the following morning.
Eh, I'm convinced that sweetcorn has no nutritional value and is just an excuse to eat butter.
Love a good stinky asparagus piss.
I'm in the 10% who can't smell it. Quite happy with that!!
Mine reeks, I love it. Makes you think how amazing your body is
Yup. And after a night on the ale it smells of sugar puffs, weird
Yup, stinky peepee.
To be honest my pee seems to smell of whatever I eat. Hotdog urine this morning. Curry wee isn't unusual either. Even Thai Chicken McCoys do it.
Just remembered i have a bundle in the fridge, better eat them tomorrow.
My pee can smell of it almost instantly, somehow I still get surprised by it
Eh, I’m convinced that sweetcorn has no nutritional value and is just an excuse to eat butter.
Try roasting cobs on the bbq with miso butter wrapped in foil. You won't care of it has nutritional value or not then
#Metoo #peetoo
Maybe 30mins after, peweee!
Bit like how sweetcorn passes through your entire digestive tract to turn up the following morning.
You might want to try chewing :).
I don't get asparagus piss, or beetroot piss either, but I get beetroot bum in a bad way. It looks like a full-on massacre has occurred in my colon 😨😨
I don’t get asparagus piss
But you might and just don't know it. You need to invite a group of others to come and smell it for you to check if you are a non produced or a non smeller. Don't worry, they will think you perfectly normal - it's science!
I didn’t think it was pee it affected so much as, erm, other emissions.
Precis, as they say in Sweden.
We need to know if your wife is sprinkling you all over or if you're spaffing evil left right and sundry. Pics would help.
A useful trick with asparagus is to swallow a tablespoon of raw chopped garlic 30 minutes or so before eating asparagus. Just chop the garlic into pieces small enough to swallow like a pill and then swallow it with some water. The results will amaze you.
Don't eat the vile stuff ..so don't really care
Funny but no matter how much I eat, my wee never smells of bacon..
Yes .My wee stinks with the stuff too.
Weird how it smells like it but the taste is almost never the same.
For an extra treat I like to take a Berocca so I get florescent stinking pee.
Other things that make your wee smell: Sugar Puffs.
Have you tried beetroot juice.
Both of my daughters hate coriander because it "tastes of soap", whereas neither me or the missus have this and we both love coriander. Genetics is (are?) funny.
yup, within the hour. not a sufferer, I assumed it was just what happened. wife the same..