[Closed] As of tomorrow..

OP, you flame my thread?

Pics or it didn't happen...

Oh. 😕

I look after old people mainly. I could tell you some stories. the longest I know of was over 3 weeks without a poo - and he was eating normally - infact we were feeding him Bran - I have no idea why he didn't explode. He did punch the surgeon who came to look at him tho. ( dementia)

One place I worked we had a turd of the week contest running. I've seen richards weighing multiple kilos!

I am so proud of my profession

Stop feeding them bowling bowls you bastard

Got to do something to win the contest!

[i][b]Oye, gringo. Laxedo, por favor...![/b][/i]

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Glycerin enema

Christmas drinkies. You've forgotten.

[b][u]jambalaya[/b][/u] - Member

Good luck the exit is going to be painful ...

But think of all the opportunities!

A possible* busted coccyx and strong co-codamol painkillers isn't a good combination that I'm experiencing right now 🙁

(*Awaiting x-ray results)

A possible* busted coccyx and strong co-codamol painkillers isn't a good combination that I'm experiencing right now

(*Awaiting x-ray results)

Not nice. Co-codamol is essentially the same as shoving a cork up there...

I laid 5 brown golf balls earlier

You're welcome