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P*SS OFF LEAVE ME ALONE STOP PHONING ME YOU F***ING RETARDS!!!!!!!
That is all.
Nothing to do with anyone on here.
Thank you
what number are they calling you on? If you post it up here...I'll make sure I don't phone it later.
who's ringing you up?
Some stupid kitchens company (kitchens direct or something) Told them 4 times in the last hour to F*ck off I'm on the TPS they keep calling though 🙁
call BT & get their number blocked - and report them as a nuisance call.
That's assuming it's your BT landline they're ringing. It is a BT line, isn't it?
probably 'cos you told them to **** off. Your number will have been handed around
next time they ring ask them if they beleive in jesus and start reading them passages from the bible, tell them that the Mr ???? they asked for has recently died or ask them to 'hang on a minute' then put the phone on the table (off the hook) and carry on fettling with your bike.it can have hours of fun dreaming up new ways of pissing them off.
ask them to hang on, put phone on top of telly. the longer they wait the fewer other phone calls they can make.
Tell them that you're a little busy right now, but if they could hold on for a minute, you will be right with them. Then play porn on your computer really loud in the background.
Imagine you're Hannibal Lecter. Engage them in a really disturbing conversation about the acquirement of body parts for weird sex.
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They DO NOT like it up 'em.
It's on my mobile phone and Dunstick it's registered to the TPS
TPS is a nice idea, but could be better.
They've no jurisdiction over international calls, which account for the bulk of phonespam I recieve. When calls originate from this country it's not much better, cos the companies employing cold-calling tactics often don't give a toss about complying with the TPS. The chances of prosecution are pretty low, and in any case they'll have made a boatload of cash by then.
In my case they always ring up asking for Mr Jones, which is an immediate giveaway because Mr Jones is my grandad, previous owner of my phone line, who died about twenty years ago. "I'm sorry, you can't talk to Mr Jones, he... <sniff> he... <bigger sniff> I'm afraid he's... <wobble in voice> deceased."