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[Closed] Afghanistan supplies drop - what would cheer up the locals?

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I reckon if a C-130 dropped the following into Helmand etc. things would calm down a bit and we could plan a withdrawal.

Crates of JD
Michelob
Some fags
Warby's toastie loaves
Crumpets
A snooker table
Argos catalogues
Mr. Sheen
KP dry roasted
Couple of jazz mags

Any other suggestions?

EDIT: and a really fat nurse


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 1:55 pm
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Charlie Sheen, 1,000 hookers and 5 tonnes of white powder.

Hell even I'd come along for the ride 8)


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 1:57 pm
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a load of Hit the North 2008 t-shirts.
better over there than in my cellar.


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 1:58 pm
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US or Uk sizing? I'll have a couple off you for some money in May/velodrome. Better to be worn IMO.


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:01 pm
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a load of Hit the North 2008 t-shirts.
better over there than in my cellar.

If you've got any in XXXXXXXXXL or FB, I'll use them for my commute ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:02 pm
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A Trident Ballistic Missile armed with some of Dr Oppenheimers finest


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:04 pm
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Tickets to the England game on Saturday?


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:05 pm
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Posted : 23/03/2011 2:06 pm
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brightly coloured exterior paints for the sandy coloured houses - sure to lift the mood in Sangin


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:08 pm
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hora - why you dropping Charlie Sheen in there?

So the locals can have a kick about?


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:10 pm
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Pork scratchings - after the first mouthful they will see where they have been going wrong all these years.


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:12 pm
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hedge porn


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:24 pm
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Shaving foam?


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:26 pm
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Derek' I don't think the natives would mess with Charlie, have you not seen Hotshots?


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:28 pm
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ross kemp


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 2:40 pm
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He's already been there. It didn't help.

I think just airdropping a lot of generators and PS3s and Xboxes would work. It seems to stop the kids in this country going out and causing trouble, but it does mean they lard up.


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 3:17 pm
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Then while all the bad guys are out scratching their heads...

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Posted : 23/03/2011 3:54 pm
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box set of the only way is essex


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 4:10 pm
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I think just airdropping a lot of generators and PS3s and Xboxes would work. It seems to stop the kids in this country going out and causing trouble, but it does mean they lard up.

[url= http://gamepolitics.com/2007/02/28/video-games-made-me-do-it-defense-raised-in-oregon-murder-trial ]not quite[/url] erm possibly


 
Posted : 23/03/2011 4:12 pm