[Closed] Adolescent teenagers cheap thrills in films

Barbarella

The Rocky Horror Picture Show... during the song 'Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me' featuring a younger Susan Sarandon and 'Rocky'
[i]*raises eyebrows twice*[/i]

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Thank you Channel 4 and your red triangle seal of quality. It saved me from watching too many black and white, gritty, miserable french films that had no pay-off.

miserable french films

That reminds me (although it was borderline soft porn)

Betty Blue

watched under siege with my grandparents and great grandma at about 10. liked the cake. not so much the awkwardness

Linzi Drew in American Werewolf In London

Wild Things - Neve Campbell and Denise Richards not wearing much and then having a lesbian encounter.
Sirens - Elle McPherson not wearing much at all.
True Lies - Jamie Lee Curtis, I'll say no more.

I almost feel nostalgic thinking about them. Lads and lasses will no longer have the thrill of having to search out a bit of illicit grumble in an otherwise innocuous film, they now have Google. Kind of sad really.

Abba The Movie

and slightly older...
Catpeople
The Hunger

[i]Linzi Drew in American Werewolf In London[/i]
Jenny Agutter you fool!

We had an old VHS tape of Scandal knocking about, that was quite an eye opener for a young lad!

I remember watching Excalibur when I was young. With my grandparents. Nope, that wasn't awkward at all...

I almost feel nostalgic thinking about them. Lads and lasses will no longer have the thrill of having to search out a bit of illicit grumble in an otherwise innocuous film, they now have Google. Kind of sad really.

Geez, some of you guys are younger than I thought you were.

Linzi Drew in American Werewolf In London
Jenny Agutter you fool!

just looked it up, she was in it.

Late night channel 5, always the film after the 9o'clock film one day a week would be a barely concealed excuse for boobs. That and that series narrated by whathisname from the X-files.

Jenny Agutter you fool!

I think he's referring to the smut show in the cinema. See You Next Wednesday, I believe...

Edit : Yep.

when I got back to London in 1980, all these theatres had become pornos. So I had to change the script to show a porno called, in the best smutty British tradition, See You Next Wednesday. We made the porno ourselves and it was the first scene we shot. It starred Linzi Drew, who was a Page 3 girl at the time; she went on to have an impressive porn career.

[i]sounds like he probably had a soft p0rn remake...[/i]

Just checked and Linzi Drew was in it! As ahem, Brenda Bristols 😆

Totally overshadowed by the shower scene 😳

Weird Science

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Linzi Drew in American Werewolf In London
Jenny Agutter you fool!

(And when I was a totally innocent pre-adolescent - The Railway Children)

oh good I'm glad I'm not alone on the Jenny front

for me it was Jenny Agutter in "that" outfit on Logans Run

...And one with Bo Derek in....Tarzan.....10, can't remember.

9 1/2 weeks was the goto Saturday Night Senior Common Room film in our boarding house.

While the thirdies got to watch the Goonies. Again.

Also Wild Orchid and Poison Ivy IIRC.

Weird Science! Blimey i "enjoyed" that film as a youth..

Erika Eleniak in Under Siege bursting out the cake?

Channel 5's 11pm showings of Russ Meyer films were like manna from heaven.

for me it was Jenny Agutter in "that" outfit on Logans Run

Ohh, and Risky Business...

Just been beaten to it for 9 1/2 weeks.

And Joan Collins in 'The Bitch'. Yes, I am that old.

And we nearly wore out the pause button watching Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, although that was University era, and you never really saw anything anyway as it was either too grainy or even the fastest fingering couldn't get it to stop on the right frame.

Channel 5's 11pm showings of Russ Meyer films were like manna from heaven

Maybe not films but didn't 80's TV shows like Tenko, Minder and The Professional always show a little 'lady torso'?

Porky's (the shower scene - 'I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater') 🙂

The Fifth Element, when Leeloo is in the chamber thingy

And we also used to go through all the horror films at the local video shop to try to guess which ones might have flash of flesh in (we wouldn't rent the softcore Electric Blue stuff in case we got caught by our parents) 🙂

Bunch of pervs, heh.

I have to say I don't remember what was first like that.... Under Siege - check and Faster Pussycat and/or other C5 goodies were in there. I can't remember which film it was exactly but pre-internet I remember being very disappointed when my plan to program the VCR to record something naughty was foiled by my folks who, upon hearing it start-up at 11pm (i was in bed) investigated and cancelled the recording 🙁 I have a feeling that the result was the titles for the film then a flicker and after that some news programme or something. Troll Dad struck again haha

Oh, Eurotrash?

for me it was kathleen turner in crimes of passion.

also thought anthony perkins was excellent as the perverted priest too.

Early Hammer House of Horrors could get a little awkward.

The Wicker Man re-runs with Brit Ekland deserves an honourable mention.

Last Tango in Paris

Eurotrash always looked promising but whenever it got to the good stuff your enjoyment was ruined by flashing back to that french dude.
*wilting with sad trombone sound effect*

Carry on camping. 😳

Long after my adolescence, but...

Ah, Britt Ekland in the Wickerman. Sigh...

Ah, Kelly Le Brock in Weird Science. Dear me, that film sent me weak at the knees in my teens.

It's probably a good job I didn't see Woman In Red till I was much older, I think it would've broken me.

Obviously.....

Star Wars (1977) - Leia in the detention cell on the Death Star looking mighty fine

Alien (1979) - Ripley in her underpants and t-shirt towards the end of the film

Weird Science - Kelly Le Brock (I'd forgotten that one)

Wicker Man - naked lady in the bath scene..

not cheapies as such, but I used to love the soundbites in Rita Sue and Bob Too...

'E can't gerren 'ard on

yer wot?

'E can't gerren 'aaaaard on

The Woman in Red - Kelly Brock's pubes!!