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Nickname: I could tell you but then I would have to kill you
Best Film: I could tell you but then I would have to kill you
Favourite Food: I could tell you but then I would have to kill you
Hobbies: Subject to a D Notice
A little bit about yourself you would like to share: I could tell you but then I would have to kill you
Nickname: Jizelda
Best Film: La Bête
Favourite Food: Sherry
Hobbies: Funky disco
A little bit about yourself you would like to share: Pangendered male/closet-lesbian seeks cis female/closet-bi for funky disco fun (must like sherry)
World-class accident:
I had similar many years ago.
My first reply was
Nickname: n/a
That's funny because I was thinking your username would be the best answer for nickname 🙂
I suppose that nickname could be useful if you use a different form of address from your given name. Eg, you're Johnathan but prefer John or Jon.
I'd be tempted to put something like "Master" or "Lord" if it's something they're going to actually use. "Have you seen Dave?" "Yeah, he's in office #3 with Lord Smith."
Is there a single answer that works for all the questions? I’m sure someone here could think of one.
Your Mum.
Is there a single answer that works for all the questions? I’m sure someone here could think of one.
Nickname: Dick
Best Film: Dick
Favourite Food:Dick
Hobbies: Dick
A little bit about yourself you would like to share: Dick
put a photo up of you aged 25 then leave it up there
I’ve recently started working for a Swedish company- a lot of the photos for HQ people that come up on Teams follow this- the reality is a bit different when they join the call.
Could always ask how this info fits in with GDPR?
Or say that a combination of these common questions are used for various passwords/ account security questions so you can not divulge the info
That's a good point actually. GDPR perhaps not so much, but it's the sort of thing I'd be looking for as a starting point for social engineering or a password spray attack. If they're intending putting that sort of info in public, that's downright reckless.
Nickname: The tickler
Best Film: cling
Favourite Food: Scrambled Snake
Hobbies: taxidermy
A little bit about yourself you would like to share: I once killed a man just to watch him die
Nickname: Randy
Best Film: Terms of Enrampagement
Favourite Food: Eggs Woodhouse
Hobbies: Being awesome
A lttle bit about yourself: I am the world's greatest secret agent.
Best film- choose something nondescript like “lady & the tramp” translate to french/Italian/Spanish and choose the best sounding one. People will think it’s some trendy art house film
I’ve ignored this for 3 weeks but getting chased now.
Hobbies: Being chased
Nickname: Dick
Best Film: Dick
Favourite Food:Dick
Hobbies: Dick
A little bit about yourself you would like to share: Dick
@slackboy
LOL
lol @ Highlander 2. made me laugh and smile, thanks.
If it helps you OP, no one reads those things. The recipients are just as disinterested as you the author.
No one will remember or mock you if you are honest. No one will admire your wit if you go with the sarcastic response. That's the true nature of the modern workplace where these things are requested. Do what you need to do for an easier life.
Nickname: Fred
Best Film: Uncharted
Favourite Food: Chicken
Hobbies: Karate
A little bit about yourself you would like to share: This.
Nickname: Geiny
Best Film: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Favourite Food: Skin
Hobbies: Making lamps out of faces.
This made me chuckle!
Some right pretentious bollocks on here.
Just fill it in with bullshit. It's meaningless.
Ok, I find this a little cringy - as you seem to as well. But I think there is an easy way:
Nickname: Don’t have one or want one - my name suits me.
Best Film: Just choose one everyone knows like Star Wars or ET etc.
Favourite Food: Surely nearly everyone has that! If not just choose one.
Hobbies: Cycling.
A little bit about yourself you would like to share: Related to above - why you love cycling.
Job done!
Or go full comedy!
Nickname: Tripod
Best Film: Kodak Ultrachrome 400
Favourite Food: Placenta
Hobbies: Writing about myself
A little bit about yourself you would like to share: I have an ingrowing toenail and a persistent fungal infection.