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[i]you can normal make it hit the wall across the room in a pornstar fashion[/i]
Simon, you are a true love guru for our times. 😆
I couldn't come when i was doing her either, s don't worry about it...
evening FatSimon
How's yer [s]father[/s] mates missus?
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Could be the pressure? give it time and communicate etc.
I really can't believe you lot are continuing to bait the SHOUTING troll. It's obviously a quiet day and you're all bored.
S'funny, tho' 😀
I don't think this is the place to be asking for help! That's as bad as a woman asking the question 'what brand of batteries to buy?' on here! 😆
Jeez......... 🙄
could you lend me about 20 minutes? mrstubing would be stoked.
sorry, miss read that as masterbating and stroked!
what brand of batteries to buy?
Duracell or Energiser. Don't buy them useless RS ones Eddie got me; they're rubbish. Dont last at all. I've never used such crap batteries. Seriously, I put some in me electric shaver, and within just a couple of minutes, they lost power rapidly.
Trouble is, everyone in his work has been moaning about them, yet they keep ordering them in. Because they're cheap. There's a reason they're so cheap; they're utterly flipping useless. You'd get more power out of a lemon.
And Jessops rechargeables are shit, too. 3 or 4 charges, they lasted, before they woon't charge up again propply.
I hate batteries. Worse than buying cut flowers.
thanks rudeboy........that information will come in handy i'm sure! 😉
you should go rechargeable for the additional enviromentally friendly [i]feel good[/i] factor 😉
rechargeables are good for some things but not others
Bloody rechargeables piss me right off. Sposed to be able to charge them hundreds of times. Can you bollocks. They're usually ****ed after a dozen or so charges, I've found.
[i]Yeeeess[/i], I have charged them according to the instructions... 🙄
£800 a set, and you still end up throwing them away after only a few goes.
Don't get me started on batteries...
800 quid a set... what the **** are you using??
Don't. I'm too upset, now. 😥
are they gold plated?
what, apart from vibrators, still uses batteries?
My razor, you numpty. Have you not been paying attention at all? 🙄
And all my bike lights. And torches.
You're a proper thicko, you, Flashy.
PIFCO.
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Those were the days, eh?
£800 for razor batteries, i must have missed something....?
Ok, so it weren't £800, but spensive enough.
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A friend of mine knows someone called Zippedydoodah Day.
Is he still shaggin' the hell out of the poor woman?
end comment is quite apt.
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troll troll troll
Bored now
Battery? Razor?
One's cutthroat doesn't need a battery thankyouverymuch.