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 Drac
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Not sure they’d get away with this kind of advertising now.

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Posted : 08/10/2017 10:06 am
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Not sure they’d get away with this kind of advertising now.

No they'd have to come up with some kind of gender neutral non specific non discriminatory equal opportunities advert. We wouldn't want to discourage the stampede of women who would otherwise be dying to become coal miners 😆


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:10 am
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Yeah because now memes took over and anyway all the SJWs have policed all of our ads so snowflake cucks and feminazis.

Or something. It would be cool to denigrate delivery-bicycle-riding pooftahs who are grocery-fetching girly-men. We could do it via a National Advertising Council or somesuch, but until after Brexit we're stuck with the PC brigade.

*edit, haha cross-post. Kind of 😉


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:11 am
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Cute girls love a bit of Black Lung.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:16 am
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Yep nursing lung cancer.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:18 am
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Posted : 08/10/2017 10:20 am
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A bit of COPD did no one any harm.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:21 am
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As well as testicular cancer, apparently high rates amongst miners and other "dirty jobs" due to sticking your hands in your pockets... perhaps as this won't affect the women as much they could use that as an advertising hook.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:22 am
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Cute girls love a bit of Black Lung.

Typical snarky libtard response. If it was down to you lot we wouldn't even have mining we'd have to use electricity made from unicorns and kisses.

Anyway, girls like men dirty. The whole POINT of the ad showing the bicycle-poofter was that he wasn't a real man but he'd get hot chicks and a motorbike if he'd stop being so wet and man-up.

The 'mining' example could equally well have been any other realman's job, the mine wasn't the [b]focus[/b] of the ad. The focus was our Nation suffering not brain-drain but testicle-drain caused by pop music and drugs and leftie politics. It could have equally been mechanics or engineering or blasting in a quarry or the Army. I'm sure cuckolded snowflakes will try and frame it as some kind of 'scandal' as if the country was short of miners so decided to play on young men's insecurity/emasculation-fears by using 'hyper-masculine gender stereotypes' or some other bollocks.

This is the problem with lefties - when they meet hard truth it feels like an unstoppable force and threatens to explode their paradigm/glittery safe-spaces. But rather than face the truth and change themsleves, they just try and change the truth. And it ALWAYS comes back to bite them in the ass. Brexit. Hahahahahah. No more girly-men shopping on bicycles. Women of England* have had enough of perfumed ponces in tight jeans.

*If there are actual any women left. Hard to to tell these days with Jezza's self-conscious gender-neutral army of human lettuce-leaves. Watch my words be deleted. PC brigade are everywhere..


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:27 am
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Smash the gender pay gap and get women down the mines.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:37 am
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Ha, soft girly mincer coal miner fairies, they wanna try shipbuilding, I've literally got a dozen bee-hatches teabagging me right now. Literally.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:43 am
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Thought this would be about TDF posts, never mind...


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:48 am
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@tom, me too!


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 11:16 am
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Thats where i obviously took the wrong apprenticeship, Paul.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 6:56 pm
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Posted : 08/10/2017 7:01 pm
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Come and work down t'pit and you might get your leg over.

I mean, come on, in what era would people fall for such obvious bullshit?

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Posted : 08/10/2017 7:01 pm
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Malvern Rider.
Out of interest what do you do for a living?


 
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Looking at that poster, I reckon my Dad must have seen it, because that's pretty much what he did, as an engineering graduate, he became a pit-face fitter, repairing the mining machinery.
Then striking dickheads did him a favour when he wouldn't strike (As he had me to feed....) and they harassed him until he left and he left and went to work for Metal Box, where he spent the rest of his working life, and was earning a jeffing fortune by the late 80s. He did work hard for it though, 14 hour night shifts 7 days a week sometimes....


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 7:05 pm
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Don’t forget £120m to call a failed election..

And by a Woman, a Woman ...

Where’s the ironing..


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 7:07 pm
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@malvernRider The ad was by and for the NCB! The focus was clearly on working for NASA or maybe a unicorn farm 🙄


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 7:57 pm
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I don't think he's being serious.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 8:15 pm
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FFS malvenriders post was blatantly satirical, anyone taking it seriously really really needs to have a word with themselves.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 8:19 pm
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Indeedy, and beautifully written.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 8:28 pm
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Lol


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 8:29 pm
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just for the record, I work for a mining company.
grrrr.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 9:09 pm
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@brakes please tell me you are called Paul and are earning £10 a week 😆


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 9:14 pm
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actually one out of those two things is true 😀


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 9:20 pm
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and I did used to find it hard to find women.
but that was mainly the wife's fault.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 9:22 pm
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Couldn’t find any satire in the post.. maybe it’s too subtle.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 9:37 pm
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Invocation of Poe's law complete 😉

Sorry times ...


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 9:54 pm
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From my days of working on the coal health compensation scheme I remember that it was a real man's job back until thatcher came along . . . Well, women (and children)had been banned from working in mines in victorian times. The thatcher government then overturned this on the basis gender equality - shortly before she did all the other pit related 'malarkey'.

So you could say it really was a man's job.


 
Posted : 08/10/2017 10:49 pm
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...and to wrap-it all up with a subtle winky-face finale.
Chapeau Malvern Rider.


 
Posted : 19/10/2017 10:19 pm
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I remember that poster from technical college.
My Grandfather emigrated to avoid a life down the pit - horrible job apparently.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 7:58 am
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I remember that poster from technical college.

I thought it was a spoof ad from an old copy of Viz 😳


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:24 am
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Much s****ing here at folk taking Malvern Rider's post seriously!


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:25 am
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I am also now pretty certain I know brakes from many many years ago (unless the true fact is he's only on £10 a week).


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:26 am
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Much s****ing here at folk taking Malvern Rider seriously!

A first!

(Considers career in Nationalist/Chauvinist politics)


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:30 am
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I only worked in a coal mine for 13 months but it still took two weeks to stop coughing up black phlegm, guys I was working with had been at it 40yrs - since the days of George Orwell's road to Wigan pier which is an eye opener if you've not read it.
Seems hard to believe I once spent my working day crawling around underground in the dark.


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:39 am
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(Considers career in Nationalist/Chauvinist politics)

You have a flair for it, clearly. 🙂

Any interest in rabble-rousing?


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:39 am
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Posted : 20/10/2017 8:44 am
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For women we had this.

Tonic wine was 15% alcohol. Which would take the edge of things, I'd expect.

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Posted : 20/10/2017 8:55 am
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Any interest in rabble-rousing?

Not really. Used to be good back in the day when it took some effort. All you need do nowadays is eat a bacon sandwich after shagging a bird.

The rabble will be so aroused that you won't be able to move for reporters. Snowflakes, feminazis and meat-rights advocadoes will respond by first throwing open our borders to muslims and then chaining their own hands to a fence outside of Starbucks.

At this point when you really want your rabble apoplectic then simply buy them a coffee, first asking:

"The barista would like to know, what is your name?"
'' ...K'off Yerfrignfascist"
"No, your Christian name please?..."


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 8:55 am
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Nice to see they offer equal opportunities for members of the kkk to do the tech course as well.


 
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Tonic wine was 15% alcohol

Was?

It very much still is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine


 
Posted : 20/10/2017 9:13 am
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[i]It very much still is.[/i]

Really, I had no idea. No wonder these long days of home working pass in a haze despite regular restorative glasses of tonic wine.


 
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