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Rail Replacement Service - arse biscuits!
Working all weekend (or 'on call again')
Gunna cost you
Needs complete rest.
Is it inyet?
Got a pump?
i infected you
call an ambulance
or
hold him down
"Lee I'm home"
(Hides magazine and tissues)
My husband's here.
is it safe
it`s raining AGAIN!!! 😥
is that it?
I am pregnant.
Time gentlemen please.
out of stock
Food for thought.
I said NO!
nope it's f*cked
Turn it down!
Garden needs doing
😥
“It's not you, ...”
Can't ride, revision.
Child support agency
I'm a lesbian 🙁
Loling at Yeti.
it's your turn
On buying bikes and bits
"Cheap, light or strong"
😐
Up the bum
Oh hang on wait, 3 words that make you miserable... 😉
You're late, again! 😳
"Look"
"OMG"
"Really"
the results positive
'Curriculum for Excellence'
(Scottish teachers will understand.)
mother in law
time for work
The Southern Yeti 😉
"Sorry, insufficient funds"
unauthorised overdraft fee
Have you started?
Time to flounce...
Britain's Got Talent
eighty five kilogrammes
beyond economic repair
let it go
You were adopted
consider it done
Heres your bill....................
Up the bum
No harm done .....
I don't wanna 😀
the X Factor..
the conservative party