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^ Winner.
I was the world's first test-tube baby. (Thanks to China Miéville for that idea.)
That was a girl called Louise something.
I used to be known as Louise something
I think I have a loose something.
I like the idea of including several wildly unbelieveable claims and something horribly personally embarassing to watch them squirm as they use elimination to arrive at the uncomfortable conclusion..
This. I reckon what I'd do is make all three claims as outrageous lies, and them fess up after they've spent ages working out which of them they'd think actually might be true about me.
in the interests of the good old days
"I've written all of your names on my nob"
Jim fixed it for me.
I was born as a conjoined twin. My brother died shortly after we were born, and I had to have eleven operations to fully remove him.
I was the direct inspiration for one of the medical conditions in the video game Theme Hospital.
Frisky, the cat in the Coronation Street titles, belonged to my gran.
I've been clinically dead for almost a minute.
I've collected thimbles since I was small. Amongst my collection is a rare Chinese silk thimble that's worth over £800.
Before I worked in IT, I was a SCUBA diving instructor. I had to quit due to an inner ear injury.
(as an aside, one of those lies is actually true)
the woman sat opposite me is gorgeous...
i can't tell you what to say, but i can tell you how to lie...
1. you tell the truth so badly they think you are lying.
or
2. you utterly believe the lie yourself
oh and remember, you can't sh!t a sh!tter!!!
I'm only joking.
I used to be the diver in the tank at the "blue planet" aquarium.
I used to be the shark in the 'Blue Planet' aquarium.
I'm the same Cougar, one of mine is true.
I used to drive a blue tank.
I once beat Robbie Williams in a Robbie William lookalike contest at butlins.
If you want to be a bit dark:
I killed someone by electrocuting them.
I killed someone by strangling them.
I killed someone and ate their heart.
Today, I saved a puffin.
I'm Batman.
Tell them you've won awards for your erotic fiction.