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[Closed] Top Trumps Elite Mountain Bikers Edition

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The discussion around attributes of a marketable downhiller on the Danny Hart thread got me thinking, what would a Top Trumps Elite Mountain Bikers Edition look like?

World Cup wins
World Champ wins
Number of years Pro
Number of Pro teams
Fearlessness (sure it's subjective but you've seen top trumps recently yeah?)
Bones broken
Max speed (through a speed trap if UCI measures this on races)
Height / weight (just cos its something that gives the less winningy people a go)
Instagram followers

Can have lads and lasses, present and retired, maybe even XC racers. Minaar as the SR-71 / Ferrari Testarossa.


 
Posted : 13/10/2020 6:07 pm
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You forgot "Number of dead piranha worn"


 
Posted : 13/10/2020 6:22 pm
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Peter Sagan.

He’s done all of it, not DH though, but he’d probably be good at that too.

Probably a Lamborghini Mercalago(sp), like a Ferrari but with more class.


 
Posted : 13/10/2020 6:23 pm