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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45096400
All you need to do to get the police interested in bike theft is be famous. Who knew?
https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/timmy-mallets-on-strava/#post-10152776
Yep, I'm that bored.
Did they follow him on Strava?
Have I broken the rules of Mallett's Mallett and gone with repetition? I don't want a bonk on the head.
It's OK MrP, no one's going to bonk you.
I reckon the Police already have a suspect in mind:
famous or not, no-one likes having a bike nicked and certainly not one with sentimental value so I hope the cops and the general public come through on this one.
Isn’t Checkers in Berkshire ?
Makes you fink.
Best of luck Timmy, hope the perps are apprehended by the PM’s secret security service👅
Isn’t Checkers in Berkshire ?
Nope, Chequers is in Buckinghamshire. Call yourself an STW P member... *Shakes head*
Ahh well, PM’s not doing much these days and sure she could send SME bods over into the other county to assist.
Poor Timmy,
I wonder what his sad face looks like 😔
All you need to do to get the police interested in bike theft is be famous
When the Met say they are on the case they mean they have issued a crime number and gone for a coffee
It’s OK MrP, no one’s going to bonk you.
It's funny because it's true.
Anyone else expecting Timm-E mallets bike to be a little bit more colourful?
It’s ok, when they’ve assessed that it’s just a giant e bike and that the value is knaff all, they’ll call off the search 🤪
Maybe it's going to be used by one of those moped gangs I keep hearing about.
Anyone else expecting Timm-E mallets bike to be a little bit more colourful?
Anyone else remember Adam Hart Davis' bike from Local Heroes?
(As a note, I think this was the first "lefty" I can remember seeing...even though it actually seems to be a "righty" 🙂 )
Anyone else expecting Timm-E mallets bike to be a little bit more colourful?
I thought he rode an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot Bianchi?
Sorry.