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Egg McMuffins and people queing in their expensive cars to buy McDonalds.
Hipster artisan ****y rubbish.
Does that include sour dough? I was thinking about it today; I think that while they are hipsters and we should despise them for it, there's one or two things that they might possibly be right about.
Tesco
Team sky
Nuke proof
Vitus
Pinarello
Cube
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I mean, just [i]look at it[/i].
Man U - rubbish brand
Anything fashionable.
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^ Wow that looks terrible
Trek - but I have a reason (their treatment of Lemond).
Stuff I hate without justification? Not much. Maybe On-One, but maybe hate is too strong. Ambivalent?
Burkas
Londis
F1 Jackets
Blue Suits and Brown shoes.
Overly large cars
Perfume ads
People who are in a rush.
Boring Giant bikes.
(not hate btw just dislike)
Airports
Monty Don
1.2 Vauxhall Corsas with super ridiculous loud exhausts
I can kinda get that, but what really grinds my gears is when they put a race circuit sticker on the boot..I mean..really? What planet are they on!
Normally seen on 1.2's with mismatched wheels and a bad 3rd party tinted rear window.
2 stroke engines on the road.
Sport (especially fairyball) as front page news headlines
triple chainrings
Trek also, I don't know why but perhaps their marketing department could spend some time looking into it rather than concetrating on making my bikes obsolete.
Aldi (love Lidl though)
Audi
Vauxhall
People who call everyone mate
27.5 (don't mind 650b though)
Bmw
Bella Pasta
Beards
fully grown adults wearing football kit
Football
Unicycles
Eastenders
Coke
Fat food places
Trek. Because of Armstrong. I will never buy Trek or Bonty
Only me that dislikes Islabikes then??
As for siggies, quite understandable though for those in the game I'd have to throw Control in as well!
Ooooh, and I don't like the fact that this thread won't make the home page unlike Sudocreme Cat and other cherry picked threads.
Eddiebaby - what about Nike and Oakley??
Brexit, and all those that voted for it.
James Corden
'Wowcher'
Tomato ketchup.
Only me that dislikes Islabikes then??
Vomit inducing
They don't worry me. Trek though....
And I was being sponsored by Oakley waaaaaaay before Lance. And Nike can't even get people to pronounce their name correctly.
local councils
Jumpers tied round necks
harley davidsons
Sky TV
🙂
Onto page 3, and nobody has yet mentioned...
ebikes! 🙄
Whinging b******s
Jeremy Clarkson
Football, footballers, golf. Jools Holland, love Later but really want to trap his fingers in his piano. Apollo bikes or any company that cons people in to buying bike shaped objects rather than an actual budget bike. Range rovers and other giant cars driven by people with no goddamned spacial awareness.
Just seen aracers comment - all three of those buffoons from Top Gear.
Without reason to hate them in the way I have reasons to hate the Conservatives, etc.....hmmmm
Suitcases
Poxy posh baby buggies that are like transformers
Trouser presses
Ties
Those logos behind football managers in interviews
Pointy blokey shoes
Luxury stuff
DJs both the ones you wear and ones on radio1 and 2
I'm getting boring now....
GT bikes.
That seat stay crossing over the seat tube thing they used to do to my eyes was minging and I've never been able to look at them in a positive way because of that.
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Hope clackety clackety clackety hubs.
The fact that Isla of Islabikes was on that British mtb film really pissed me off and made me dislike the whole thing!!
Dunno why, as I know nothing about her, but maybe that's why it pissed me off. Why was she on it so much.......
Clackety clackety clackety clackety clackety clackety clackety clackety.
white cars, especially Audis and BMWs
Evil bikes.
Nothing to do with the reliability or warranty issues. I just instinctively think they look disgusting.
Clackety clackety clackety clackety clackety,ffs pedal will you.
Cats.
BMW X series and 1series models.
Cruel people
Dirty fingernails
The farts placed in packet ham
Automated Room sprays
Vagrants
Fat women's feet
Famous people with no discernible talent
Anna Soubry
Dog owners (mostly the ones that feel they have to carry their micro pooches everywhere)
Plasterers (complete generalisation here but currently fighting with one over some shoddy work so...)
Celebrities
Troy Lee Design clothing, I just don't know why but I just don't like it
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch
Trek
Im waiting for them to come out with a model called Bland
Whiney middle class cockbags