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I think I'd have to be a Boardman-esque prologue specialist. A short sharp burst of effort then clinging on for grim death in the hope of making it to Paris!
Fat lad towards the rear
Lantern Rouge
Quintana, occasional flashes of brilliance blowing everyone off my wheel. Followed by suffering and getting dropped a lot.
Peletons in MTB?....
this would be me
to get an early ride in the broom wagon
TJ - hyped up then BOOM! straight out the back......
Someone no-one has ever heard of with just a couple of podiums to their name and a load of near misses. Pretty much like 90% of Pro riders out there on the road
I was thinking Cavendish - good for a sprint, likes a ruck, stroppy git, never finishes
I'd be in the pub.
TJ – hyped up then BOOM! straight out the back……
On a tandem?
I’d be a shit geraint thomas that crashes a lot but never wins owt.
Service car driver...
Team chef and sommelier.
One of those guys that attempts to jump over them on a mountain bike. Only my version would involve dropping off a kerb and possibly falling at that
That guy in the full Lampre kit.
I'd be early variant Geraint Thomas.
There was a story about when he was a young stagiare domestique and was instructed to go back to the team car for bottles. Once loaded up with bottles in his pockets and up his jersey, he couldn't catch back up so had to jettison everyone's drinks and get paced back on.
That would be me.
Thomas Voeckler. 😍😘
A dog for the team.
Working my ass off & getting f all recognition for my efforts!
Same as jon’s or lebowski’s surmise, a nobody trying to do their best for the team
In my head, someone like Vasil Kiryienka. Pure diesel, can sit on the front and pull but ask for any sharp accelerations or pure speed and I am stuffed.
some unknown Lithuanian sprinter on a 2nd class euro team, given a slot, comes 7th in every mass sprint, dies on a couple of breakaways, barely clings on by his fingernails in the mountains.
I can kind of climb, kind of sprint and I like bowling along on the flat but I'm not sure there is one I'm better at than the others, the anti-Phillipe Gilbert
I bagsy Romain Bardet.
Always just off the pace ,despite valiant efforts. Plus I like ag2r’s colours.
I’d be a shit geraint thomas that crashes a lot but never wins owt.
That was the actual Geraint Thomas up to this year!
Team mechanic. Spend all my time repairing and tweaking, setting up to perfection, but not actually getting and decent mileage in myself.
When I was a kid I wanted to be Sean Yates.
Plus I like ag2r’s colours
Ah, so you're the one!
As for who I'd be, well, given that there's no way I'd be getting round without being smacked off my t1t$, I'l be Lance 🙂
I like the AG2R colours too - I managed to grab a t-shirt from the caravan on le tour this year.
Fabulous Candelabra.
And I’m that good looking too... 😜👍
Seeing as Kiryienka has been taken I’ll be Wiggo - decent on long climbs, can’t attack, not so keen on public appearances and if I won the Tour de France once I’d give up and get pissed a lot!
As per username... I prefer my hills more Flandrian than Alpine.
I’d be a shit geraint thomas that crashes a lot but never wins owt.
Richie Porte?
I'd be a mechanic with a tool-box full of spoons.
He finally admits it! 🙂
I’d be a shit geraint thomas that crashes a lot but never wins owt.
Richie Porte?
Genuine LOL.
Mountains domestique for the first couple of climbs, then back to the grupetto and rolling in half an hour down.
I'd be that guy from Trek Segafredo* in the break solely to prove that my team exists
*other teams are available
Haimar Zubeldia
I’d be a shit geraint thomas that crashes a lot but never wins owt.
Richie Porte?
Genuine LOL.
Yeah, I coughed coffee through my nose 😜👍
No one taking Richard Virenque??
The one who snuck in past the barriers when no-one was looking.
Is there a lowly domestique that can manage a bit of climbing? That’s be me.
The go-fer who ferries the drugs around
Julian Alaphillipe . Can show off on the smaller climbs, likes to take the glory, but nowhere to be seen once the big boys come out to play .
