[Closed] So you buckled my wheel then?

They asked for it. Filthy vermin.

A £5 and you were going to burn down a man's house and murder his cat! You need to get a bit of perspective.

Erm. Swallow it. You don't lend stuff out:
1 - to people you dont think will take care of it or
2 - replace it when it's taken a beating or
3 - if you're not willing to let it get damaged.

Invite him around for [s]dinner[/s] [b]cat curry[/b], drug his food and when he keels over tie him to a chair, blindfold him, place a small orange in his mouth and turn the heating on full. When he wakes up play a tape of loud Arabic shouting (I'm assuming he doesn't speak Arabic) and hit him repeatedly in the face. After he's broken down a bit, hold his head back and place a flannel over his face. Pour water on this until he expires.
Then take the flannel and blindfold off, untie him and slap him a bit until he, hopefully, wakes up. In the unlikely event he fails to see the funny side, remind him about the wheel.

FTFY.

bwaarp - Member

As a doctor you should [b][u]no[/u][/b] cats .....

#shakes head

😉

Sorry. Most valuable contribution I could think of for this thread.

As a doctor you should [b]no[/b] cats ....

What kind of doctor are you?