France doesn't count. That,s a nation that, collectively, thinks Speedo's are acceptable 😯
Actually.... tracknicko.... are you by any chance.....
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Why does it have to be a fat bloke who's laughing at you.
What if it's a slim well dressed guy, who's younger and healthier than you and likely to live longer.
Would that make a difference.
(you seem to imply that it would in your comment above)
IME it's mainly the fat beery sods that sneer. should mr fancy pants join in, i presume i'd just ignore him, which was my response to fatty too.
so either way. **** 'em. i'm a grown up. i'll go in in a pair of speedos with a scuba mask on if i please.
tracknicko having a bad day.
ride your bike , you'll feel better after.
most accurate thing i've read today. cheers bud.
I liked your last answer better. 😀
Actually.... tracknicko.... are you by any chance.....
tracknicko having a bad day.
just when i was about to give up on you lot as a bunch of childish lost causes, you tickle me deeply.
cheers chaps. always a pleasure.
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I regularly walk into a pub mid/post ride wearing baggies, knee pads and sometimes *shock-horror* a Lycra jersey 😯
I always thought the funny looks were due to me walking mud in...Still, if I gave a flying fark about what other people think I don't think I'd ever leave the house.
If its too warm for baggies ,hell yes. I just know that when I walk in people are thinking "that's one hard ridin'dude". Besides,I've worn worse!
Ps I am gorgeous so can get away with it.
I'll do cafe stops in lycra and have stopped at the pub but wouldn't go down the pub after work in lycra. Given it's all the same thing, not sure why. Social conditioning I suppose.
just when i was about to give up on you lot as a bunch of childish lost causes, you tickle me deeply.cheers chaps. always a pleasure.
I was just being honest & obviously youre easily pleased..
What next? Going to go & kick over some kids sand castle just 'cos you have the hump?
pubs? pubs? what is this the 90's?!
lycra, all day everyday. it fits under poor peoples clothes if you want to hide your body. but when you look like a young deadlydarcy, there's no reason to hide.
2. The gayest man who ever walked the earth. Someone who makes Louise Spence look like Arnie. If they don't know you're on a bike, people will presume your roller-blades are just out of view
Something wrong with being gay?
I was just being honest & obviously youre easily pleased..What next? Going to go & kick over some kids sand castle just 'cos you have the hump?
oh i see you were being condescending rather than amusing. shame. had you down as a good guy.
now duly noted.
If you're going to sit in the beer garden fine, especially if said bike is leaning against the table (and isn't a brompton).
Country pub post ride, fine.
City pub after work, full on lycra and road shoes? no.
All IMO of course,
Normally I would say no, but if the bar will be full of corporate suits and business types then I think that not only should you, but make a big point of crossing and uncrossing your legs Basic Instinct style and hugging as many of them as possible.
oh i see you were being condescending rather than amusing. shame. had you down as a good guy.now duly noted.
Well I thought you were acting like a bit of a n8b going around telling folk to mtfu etc...but truthfully ride the bike man - thats my plan 😉
edit: bored now, Im off for that ride. Have a good one nicko, I get the feeling you'll try & tear someones legs off ce soir non?
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a bunch of childish lost causes
I wouldn't take that as much less than a compliment, I don't think riding a bike in any clothes makes me cool but a childish lost cause, oh yes.
OP - first get one of your work mates and put some high energy house/80's electro on the juke box
then strip down to just your bibs
then enter pub in a highly dramatic fashion, flinging both doors wide open and pronouncing TAADAAAHH!
proceed to gyrate and thrust energetically until bar area clears
If anyone gets shirty/cheeky gyrate uncomfortably close to them until they desist
lastly order a yard of ale and a pickled egg. Job done, you'll be MD of the firm within a fortnight.
In other words f*** the suits
OP - first get one of your work mates and put some high energy house/80's electro on the juke boxthen strip down to just your bibs
then enter pub in a highly dramatic fashion, flinging both doors wide open and pronouncing TAADAAAHH!
proceed to gyrate and thrust energetically until bar area clears
If anyone gets shirty/cheeky gyrate uncomfortably close to them until they desist
lastly order a yard of ale and a pickled egg. Job done, you'll be MD of the firm within a fortnight.
YES
prancing, dancing handy clapping.
now i'm onboard
If you are dropping in during/after a ride, and are with others in Lycra, sitting in the beer garden for a quick sandwich and drink then fine. For several drinks after work with all your normally-dressed colleagues, then it's probably not the best of looks.
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lastly order a yard of ale and a pickled egg. Job done, you'll be MD of the firm within a fortnight.
this ticked my funny bone, i've not noticed you before stabiliser, but you're now on the list.
then strip down to just your bibsthen enter pub in a highly dramatic fashion, flinging both doors wide open and pronouncing TAADAAAHH!
proceed to gyrate and thrust energetically until bar area clears
If anyone gets shirty/cheeky gyrate uncomfortably close to them until they desist
Sounds fantastic, but not to Depeche Mode. i think more appropriately...
hell yeah.
'what would marc almond do?'
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Just take some mates along, you'll be reet.
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Sadly I can't substantiate that last claim but everything else is on the money.
Might have a go myself down the pub tonight, see what the farmers reckon to it.
Why is Lycra something to be ashamed of? I rather like wearing it, feels like you're wearing nothing at all
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surely all this depends on your choice of lycra:
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Did you get a bit excitable Philly? 😆
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Do you want me to ask him which pub it is he's going too? I know you're just being coy
i'm going for a ride with the guys and mrsconsequence tonight so i'll throw on my lycra bib shorts and ride up front so everyone can follow my tightly hugged bottom into a trance.
i put the sexy, and the party, into 'sexyparty'
Wish I hadn't looked at this topic again. Just had to endure the grief from the office for looking at dodgy sites...
but i presume you think you look cool in your 'baggies' with your jawbones and and your 5:10s and your matching pads strapped to your camel back eh?now that's the real **** joke. mountainbikers thinking THEY are cool.
Surely it's all about dressing for the occasion/activity you are engaged init?...
Riding a Road Bike = Lycra
Riding an MTB = Lycra or Baggies/pads etc depending on your chosen Niche
Going to the Pub = "casual clothing" Tweed sports jacket, Green Cords, a nice pair of loafers...
To many non-cyclists turning up for a Pint in full lycra would be on par with wearing a gimp suit... althoug in some pubs that would be OK too I suppose, Context is king really...
