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Honest.
it's on Facebook and everything.
He can't though, cos we're full. So he's marshaling at the far end of the course. That'll learn 'im.
Stuart Hall is doing the briefing. His fee has dropped over the last couple of months so we've got him for the price of a mug of tea and a Wham™ bar.
I'm sure someone one on here can't make it, so he can have the place. [s]Go on I wanna whip his ass, with a 29er inner toob.....[/s]
Ton's mate wants a place too. Him and Lance can fight over it.
He's a good un Lance, everyone has a dig about the drugs but I think he did well, when I took drugs I couldn't even find my bike never mind ride it!
IGMC!
Can you make a place available for Jan Ulirich too ? Watching LA and Jan fight it over in the mud and snow should be most excellent.
Let him enter you unforgiving git. He who has no sin and all that. Just make him sign a bit of paper that says he as to pay you £10m if he's caught competing on drugs. If he win you'll be rich, if he loses you'll know he was rubbish anyway and could never have won the tour clean.
Just kick him in his remaining testicle and have done with it... 👿
Jan is already in.
Unfortunately the amount of substance that he was consumed over the years has taken its toll on his body chemistry, making him eligible for the female category.
Virenque's DNA is now closer to that of a pot frog.
^^ likes yer attitude ^^
He also phoned me up and said that he was in the area and was doing a special double glazing deal.
Has Stan Collymore signed up for car park duty again?
Can you make a place available for Jan Ulirich too
I'll have to pre-warn the caterers.
Lance Armstrong wants to do it?
Well I'm sorry but I don't think I could race next to such a big cheating fibber.
It's him or me. Make your choice. 😀
Dave who?
He's promised me a part in his movie. You can do it next year Dave.
Dave who?
How very dare you! You are talking to the man voted "most likely to be on heroin by age 21" by his high school teachers in 1995, not some common lickspittle!
He's promised me a part in his movie
Fluffer.
Fluffer.
it was either that or Best Boy.
(no idea what a best boy is but it sounds like I'd have to wear a smart shirt)
dolly grip always sounded better
He's a humanitarian, you should let him ride.
He's a humanitarian, you should let him ride.
If vegiterians only eat veg, does that mean Lance only eats people?
Lance is a Zombie?
More of a one-b.
i was talking to lance earlier, and he asked me 'you want fries with that?'
I should imagine there's some in the North that want to hit Lance Armstrong...
Jase did you get my email ref entry swop!
His claim not mine TINAS. It's true though, he does eat the souls of those that argue with him.
Jase did you get my email ref entry swop!
no. Send it to me at jasonm AT jmc.it
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I should imagine there's some in the North that want to hit Lance Armstrong
I'd sign up for a "hit the Lance" event. That would be fun. I wouldnt even need to train much.
I should imagine there's some in the North that want to hit Lance Armstrong...
I think most want to kick him further south TBH.