[Closed] James Corden

His parents had sex. He popped out. Somehow turned into a 'comedian'?

Because he is fat he must have a good personality and be funny - stupid. 🙄

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Amazing. Thought the collective would shoot me down in flames.

Love Gavin & Stacey, the writing and him in it.
Dont find him at all funny otherwise

Patrick stewart roolz!

His parents had sex.

We shouldn't be too hard on them. It's a very natural impulse, and they didn't know what the consequences would be.

You said hard on 😆

Amazing. Thought the collective would shoot me down in flames.

And no, he's not funny, or even vaguely amusing.

"Love Gavin & Stacey, the writing and him in it."

I actually quite like Gavin and Stacey, and he's pretty decent in it, I guess he cast himself as himself. But it's never been funny, it's some sort of weird mockumentary thing like the office, that gets mistaken for comedy because some people like to laugh at idiots.

Patrick Stewart > James Corden.

That is all.

Least funny c_nt I've seen in years, just awful. Gives Michael McIntyre a run. Isn't he doing some stuff for the World Cup?

I thought he was funny
then I thought he was a prick
then I thought he was funny
but now he's dissed Patrick Stewart he will forever be a prick
nobody knocks Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D
nobody

Ok James, we get the joke...you're fat...

Anything else?

I detest Gavin & Stacey.
I detest James Corden (being fat doesn't make you funny)
I detest that little lady boy thing he always appears on TV with
I detest that fat Welsh monster that is on Gavin & Stacey too (shudders when I image it)

less gavin and stacey, more uncle Brynn please.

Why does Patrick Stewart have to mention anything about his belly?

Patrick Stewart < James Corden.

He should do a double act with Moyles!

All of you above who have dissed the fat **** will go to the top of my xmas card list. No one gets away with mocking Patrick Stewart. Didnt he have nervous breakdown when the population realised his stand up wasn't funny?

what are you talking about?

Utterly fat slob using comedy as a defense mechanism to hide the underlying fact that he doesn't have the self control to PUT THE EFFING PIES DOWN and is therefore a miserable fatty that will die an early slobby cheese fueled death.
Good Riddance Tubbs.

I'm not keen, Gavin and Stacy was great, good they ended it when they did though, was starting to get a bit flat. His Comedy with that other bloke is pretty dire, and hes all over the place at the moment. But how did he diss Patrick Stewart? Stewart was obviously mortal and acting like a prize idiot, before turning on Corden, who I think handled it well.

Bloody hell there are some hateful, humourless, dried up husks on here.

No one gets away with mocking Patrick Stewart

so no one gets away with mocking someone involved in a frankly horrendous rehash of a rubbish programme to begin with. do you play world of warcraft by any chance?

Haha - nice bit of bile from mos there. 😯

I'm not a fan personally - and dissing Jean Luc Picard....?

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He is a prize t1t but then I'm not keen on Patrick Stewart either - very up himself.

I may be mad but I find the blond bird (Stacey) very fit indeed.

I find the blond bird (Stacey) very fit indeed.

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warton - Member

No one gets away with mocking Patrick Stewart

so no one gets away with mocking someone involved in a frankly horrendous rehash of a rubbish programme to begin with. do you play world of warcraft by any chance?

1) Pretty poor leap of logic there wharton, do you like to insult people based on wild assumptions?
2) I think you may be referring to Star Trek, that's an aberration as far as I am concerned I prefer his theatre work. His hamlet was awesome, my mum saw him play Prospero in the 90's and thought she'd died and gone to heaven, and he recently played Vladimir in waiting for Godot which blew me away at the Haymarket. Basically Patrick Stewart is a skilled and talented actor with a 40 year pedigree, and Corden is a fly by night kahnt.
3) So quite frankly blow me.

I've never particularly disliked him, but he does seem to be popping up on more & more things lately and it's starting to get annoying.
Everytime you turn the TV on, he's there in some context and I find that quite annoying (even though I don't know why).

Patrick Stewart is > James Corden but...

Does anyone else not think Patrick was perhaps above getting involved in the first place?

And was he not above presenting at the Glamour awards?

GaryLake - Member

Patrick Stewart is > James Corden but...

Does anyone else not think Patrick was perhaps above getting involved in the first place?

And was he not above presenting at the Glamour awards

I too thought that, but I think Corden needs a slap and Patrick Stewart was the man to do it.

out of the limited clips I watched, it was Patrick Stewart who was being a bit of a ****.

Patrick told him off for looking bored and then checked that his name was James; making a good point IMO.

I don't find Corden's humour faintly funny and I find him cringeworthy to watch and a bit of a cock when being 'himself' but Stewart was being a cock too.

So, we have cock fighting, no?

Got to be honest, I really don't know what you're on about with ref Patrick Stewart..

But if it comes to kicking the fat lad when he's down, count me in..

Hate Gavin and Stacey
Hate Uncle Bryn
Hate James Corden

it proves how shite the world of celeb becomes when that **** can make it onto national tele

Has anyone got the number for Corden's agent? He appears to be a miracle worker and I fancy a change of career. 'Comedian' sounds like fun, and it appears you do not have to be funny or entertaining at all.

He was rude to Captain Picard!

Beam him to Rura Penthe.

I like him. Patrick Stewart means nothing to me as I'm not a trekkie (or whatever nerds are called these days). I haven't seen the clip.

Well I like him, and I think he's funny and talented.

I haven't seen the Patrick Stewart clip, but I doubt it would alter my opinion.

As soon as he stepped out of gavin and stacey he came across as a young cocky talentless idiot who'd mistaken the talents of his writers for his own abilities as a comedian. Didn't he do an utterly awful sketch show that got cancelled pretty quickly?
I suspect he will dissappear pretty soon, whilst patrick stewart will comtinue being great.

Huh? James Corden writes. Which is a lot more than the one-role only actor who's only skill is shaving his head and having a suitably deep luvvy voice.

newsflash: its 2010 and the internet is still full of trekie geeks

mistaken the talents of his writers for his own abilities as a comedian

he wrote Gavin and Stacy with Ruth Jones (Nessa)....