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I am off the bike after an OTB incident so yesterday i used the time to do a full fork,shock service and general tinker,afterwards i put shiney bike back where it lives in our spare room.
Today i was sauntering past the spare room door whilst my semi-naked better half was changing not two yards away from my bundle of carbon joy.
I glanced in and said "Look at that bike eh faaaantastic!" The rapieer- like reply was "your wife's got her tits out and that's all you can say! that's what 20 years of marriage does for you".
STWers any suggestions to smooth things over a bit?
Just to pre-empt the inevitable "pics please": no,no way and never in that order(although requests for bike pics are acceptable).
How often do you service and fully lube your pride and joy?
thread useless without pictures
Nice nipples?
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Phwooooar! They look like they need a good tweak!
Seems quite badly worn around the rim.
Might be worth upgrading to a newer model.
"When I said 'bike' I was referring to you".
Fixed!
20 years....new model inevitable!!!
EDIT: In fact no, use Klumpy's reply. Then post the pics!
Klumpy has the obvious solution! 😀
Frankly I am surprised she was even listening to your reply if you have been married 20 years 😉
Just give me your address. While you're servicing your bike I can pop round and service and tinker with..............
how often do you through your leg over and have a good ride?
Do you wear a helmet when you do so?
Do you go up the main path or the dirt track? 😕
Go fully rigid.
"It's you I ride when I want the best experience.....
w+1...
works for mormons.
Obviously you were talking to your bike about your wife, as you don't have any actual friends because your wife is all the best friend you need
Look at that bike eh, fantastic!
Just count yourself lucky you didn't say "the sag needs sorting out on that"
Of course the part the OP failed to mention in that story is that the voice making the rapier like reply what not that of his wife.
I'll see about getting a video up.
I'll see about getting a video up.
Of your bike being thrown out onto the street?
you can always get another wife, good bikes are hard to come by.
As promised one video(sorry didn't i say of the OTB incident)
spend the evening wandering around with your tadger hanging out. If she doesn't ignore you completely (which is what my wife does) she'll probably make a disparaging remark. I can bet she won't compliment you on having a handsome cock.
Then ask her what's different and you feel offended that she hasn't said what pretty pecker you have. Then sulk for several days.
[Obviously only works at home. Don't do this if it's parents evening, or you're doing some late night christmas shopping. That will elicit all sorts of comments, and a ride in a police car]
If you sneaked another one in and it was the same colour, would she notice?
spend the evening wandering around with your tadger hanging out.
We have a Jack Russel Terrier so not worth the risk but nice idea.
One of my favourite random OTB spots of the past!
EDIT: Actually, not there at all. Carry on.
Swiss Toni voice
"You need to treat your women like you treat your bikes, when your not riding them, chain them up in the cellar"
Ouch that was a good smack down OTB! But nothing compared to your wife's retort!
The quicker you accept that you are both out of order and wrong the easier it will all be.
Is that at gisburn? If it is I've the exact same thing there.
Never mixed up the bike and the missus though. I keep the missus in the garage!!
Yep certainly is Gisburn that hole turned out to be exactly the same shape and size as a 26" wheel ,oh how i regret not listening the sage advice of the bigger wheel crowd.
Ouch! The OTB not the wife thing - you deserved that comment from your other half!
Your wife makes a good point.