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I banned someone once.
you banned yourself aswell, which I thought was good 🙂
Well, I try and help out where I can, but having such a limited skill-set, questions about Specialized Pitch's, Latvian hookers, beekeeping and Public Rights of Way (my job) are only occasionally asked about *shrug*
I contribute a level of stupidity nobody else can be expected to muster.
(Oh and lots of music that no-one has heard of or is remotely interested in because they still listen to the Genesis and Dire Straits albums that their dads gave them in 1988)
(See).
you = milkshake
us = boys to the yard
<swoon>
again, I refer to the OPs STW profile, where he sets out his bridge-dwelling credentials
Been in the bike industry all my life, from teaching to guiding, I’m very passionate about my riding and there’s not much I don’t know in the industry, I suppose I’m like the ray mears of the biking world!
hence why I became such a popular figure in the mountainbike industry.
Shhhhh, quiet everyone. Gather round, listen to this man.
[quote=DezB ]I contribute a level of stupidity nobody else can be expected to muster.
(Oh and lots of music that no-one has heard of or is remotely interested in because they still listen to the Genesis and Dire Straits albums that their dads gave them in 1988)
(See).
Oi, I bought my *own* albums in 1988 thank you very much
and you *did* run that prize draw didn;t you?
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I ensure correct apostrophe usage.
again, I refer to the OPs STW profile, where he sets out his bridge-dwelling credentials
The weird thing was how long it took him to get going - a few absurd posts but it wasn't until recently it's really stepped up a gear very odd.
Like CFH I judge and belittle others for poor spelling and grammar. I also help where I can on XC racing/race bikes and the like.
Rorschach
go watch some porn...... 😀
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[i]and you *did* run that prize draw didn;t you?[/i]
Yep. Stupid eh? 🙂
Posting something so ruinous to my personal character and online presence that the mods are begged for thread deletion. Usually by me after everyone's settled down with tea and biscuits.
This stands as a contribution thusly:
a) It reminds people not to use their real name on the internet.
b) It reminds me not to tell the internet everything.
Oh, and I have been known to start the odd thread that unites warring factions in a shared dislike. Of telemarkers. 😉
telemarkers? Is that like a colloquialism of the heroes of telemark?
you = milkshakeus = boys to the yard
<swoon>
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I ensure correct apostrofee usage.
You spelt 'apostrophe' incorrectly. 😉
I also abuse petulant ginger types on this forum whenever possible.
😉
CaptainFlashheart - Member
I also abuse petulant ginger types on this forum whenever possible.
self abuse doesn't count
I handwring like ****.
I contribute a level of stupidity nobody else can be expected to muster.
Get to the back of the line ,you amateur. 🙂
Oh yeah, except fasthaggis. He's [i]really[/i] stupid.
I brought some stuff out of my shed to sell, and my own delusions of adequacy.
I hacked the site to randomise double posts
richmtbguru = pussywillow ?
defo faster than you.
"Sheer".
They you go, I helped you OP, personally.
I've brought along many internet minnows to full Big-Hitter-hood.
No need to thank me.
I've provided a few photos of seatposts wayyyyy up in the air. About it really.
I call people that say "hence why" cretins. OP you are a cretin.
I started the mint sauce key ring thread, my contribution is assured.
I bring love..
Love and understanding
richmtbguru = pussywillow ?
Nah, pussywillow comes across as a petulant teenager rather than a troll.
Not much here, tend to be a taker not a giver, a spoonee rather than the spooner.
I'm on the fence when it comes to telemarking.
Reserecution is my main contribution to the forum oh and spellling osbviously
Bugger all, no one said I had to bring anything.
and upsidedown cake Junky..... 😀
I am a master of the banal,if anyone ever read more than one of my posts,they'd know why.