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Reports from a gynaecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender have had a look at her and cant decide if she may have once been a man and if she reads this, I will no longer be one.

BluePalomino - Member

That frame is definitely not a good fit i'd say, too big.

Reports from a gynaecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender have had a look at her and cant decide if she may have once been a man and if she reads this, I will no longer be one.

I thought i noticed a touch of 'man hands'.

FFS...

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Tsh

RRD - Member

FFS...

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Tsh

[i]she will be as tough as old boots down below[/i]

FFS Tony, PMSL at this one.

do you mean all wrinkly with laces in?

Actually shes pretty good naked. Its just the boat race thats a little weathered / repulsive. Simillar to a cheeky girls after a good sand blast. She is however an extremely good worker 🙂

that bike'd be too big for me & I'm 5'10"

Get something that fits!

[i]Its just the boat race thats a little weathered / repulsive. Simillar to a cheeky girls after a good sand blast. She is however an extremely good worker [/i]

I really hope for your sake she doesn't read this or your a dead man.

the real crux is, can she cook?

massive feet.
nice arse though!

Actually shes pretty good naked. Its just the boat race thats a little weathered / repulsive. Simillar to a cheeky girls after a good sand blast. She is however an extremely good worker

There may have to be some money exchanged. I would feel guilty if theres some xt in there 🙂 oh and shes a great cook. Feet are in proportion its just the frankenstein boots for kicking horses. She does have man hands and forearms though which does have some benefits. Unloading shopping, carrying bricks, chopping wood,hand jobs etc.

5ft 3 is tall!

if you're 10 :o)

Looks a bit big to mee, but I like to ride something smaller and more managable 😉 Her arms are almost at full stretch already, how is she supposed to move around on the bike? I think it may fit me better ;-D

Thats a silly road bike 120 stem on there at the mo so the reach will be reduced like wise with the travel but if you think it would suit you then im open to offers on the frame.

Thats a silly road bike 120 stem on there at the mo so the reach will be reduced like wise with the travel but if you think it would suit you then im open to offers on the frame.

[i]5ft 3 is tall! if you're 10 :o)[/i]

oh Barnes, whatch it!

sound like you should be starting a thread,

'now i'm not heightist, but,

I was only joking about it fitting me........but I'm sure you won't be short of offers!!

Next week in the Classifieds:

WANTED (to replace similar recently moved on to new pastures): 1 [s]female[/s] able partner, must be excellent cook and willing to do manual labour, best if partially-sighted and hard-of-hearing. Long-limbed and over 5'10" tall. Company vehicle provided.

[i]WANTED (to replace similar recently moved on to new pastures): 1 female able partner, must be excellent cook and willing to do manual labour, best if partially-sighted and hard-of-hearing. Long-limbed and over 5'10" tall. Company vehicle provided.
[/i]

and unable to use the tinterweb and read threads on forums

Whos this imposter called the Swede? we all know he is [b]GAY[/b] and hasn't got a girl in his life.

FACT.

5ft 3 is tall! if you're 10 :o)
oh Barnes, whatch it!
sound like you should be starting a thread,
'now i'm not heightist, but,

this is not so much heightism as statistics. FYI my ex-wife was 5'1", and my lovely (adult) daughter about 5'2" 🙂

[misty eyed]Ah, I remember well the days when I was 5ft2. [/misty eyed]

Me too. I was about 8 🙂

LOL @ Clubber, Freak!!

I was 34 😀 Now I am 35 I am Tall.

she is like the runner in the news at the moment. It is actually a woman but you wouldnt put Your mortgage on it or your cock in it unless you wana loose it.

You'll be my height by the time you're 49 🙂

Nononono, the woman in the news exists, yours doesn't that is some passing Polish bird you pulled off the street to get some pics done so you can advertise sed frame 🙂

It's something to aim for clubber.

My 13 year old daughter is now as tall as me.

never mind I have always got my looks. 🙂

lol at every one 🙂

never mind I have always got my looks.

but for how long ??

don't know the answer to that Simon, but i do know nothing lasts forever.

but with this it may last a bit longer

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she is like the runner in the news at the moment. It is actually a woman but you wouldnt put Your mortgage on it or your cock in it unless you wana loose it.

I will measure it properly tonight and if shes about take a full pic of her on it. Be warned. Bull dog. Im 6.1 and 15 st and rode it but realisticly it is way too small. Its around 19.5 seat tube and 21 actual top tube.

Ok so Ive just measured the frame and attempted to get some pics of my troll but after 8 years or so with her I have just discovered she doesn't like being photographed for the purposes of internet mockery and becomes rather grumpy leading to an attempted violent assault by pitch fork and bucket. I ducked but I'm going to leave it a while before I ask whats for tea.
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Will you just smile misery guts.
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She's had enough.
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Run away.

You have way bigger balls than me doing that.

You have for the moment anyway, before they are removed by some form of gardening implement

and it's straight to sleep for you tonight 🙂

Oh by the way the frame dims are as follows
BB to TT 17.5"
BB to Top of seat tube 19"
TT 21 1/4"
DT 25 1/4"
ish

MAN!

Oh **** just realised I'm only a couple of miles away! Run away........

Nononono, the woman in the news exists, yours doesn't that is some passing Polish bird you pulled off the street to get some pics done so you can advertise sed frame

Cutting, VERY cutting... Funny though!

I too was beginning to think she was a figment of his imagination, and I've even been round his house to pick him up and drop him off before! 😉

looks like it may be alright with shorter forks and a 70 mil stem or you can give it to me. I will refrain from mentioning birds fine ass 🙂

this thread is class....theswede - you're my forum hero - keep it coming 😀

Lol@ tlr, ryans got a stalker!

The frame looks like a circus bike on her man. Sell it and get said Inbred frame! 16inch inbred would be way better. Less bling but least its not a circus bike! I'm sure once you flog the frame and buy a new frame you will be in profit, so dont worry about spening anything. If you have all the parts then its happy days. Nothing worse than having ill fitting stuff, bikes, shoes, clothes, cars.