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I seem to attract this behaviour, first time in Verbier with a middle aged French lady squatting on the trail (hand in front of eyes and general averting of gaze is best I could muster) and now today at Macc Forest. Lady jogger decided to assume the position no more than 100 yards in front of me just before Charity Lane (she wasn't Paula Radcliffe). Tried to look the other way as best I could but I'm pretty sure she pulled her kecks up way before she could have finished!
Point, Shout and Laugh
so much for dusty trails, did you have your mud tyres on?
Are you SFB? Yes camera out and motor-drive on full speed blaze away 😀 Post pics on web.
Others avert gaze as much as possible without endangering yourself and others on the trail.
+1 for Shandy.
Shout ECHO Cho co o.....
it all depends if she's been eating asparagus or not...
Ref other topic on here from earlier....
On my way home from work I stumbled down the steps into Charing station to be greeted by a tramp piddling down the steps. She apologised, pulled up her traccy bottoms and offered to sell me a Big Issue.
Yeah, I hate it when my mum comes to collect me from the station..
She apologised, pulled up her traccy bottoms and offered to sell me a Big Issue.
pure class, did you buy one then?
No I didn't... She hadn't washed her hands.
had she pissed on them?
Brilliant - never get anything so amusing on my ride - fit???
On a side note, charity lane is finally dry! And now bloody loose!!
i rode past some woman sun bathing completely starkers (remember this is germany and pretty much the 'norm') a week or so ago. she fully clocked me and smiled. i think, thaat even despite me wearing sunnies, she knew i was looking.
the on friday last week i rode past a middle aged couple hammer and tonging it on a picnic mat. fair enough, but it was about 5m from the road side.
and i remember one time my mate was having a piss and a female dog walker came around the corner. in a panic to shield his penis from her gaze he pissed all over his trouers leg and shoe.
Phone the police and report her for indecent exposure, thats what they`d do if they saw us haveing a leak.
I believe it is polite to offer a hand with wiping...
walking along the lake shore in Slovenia there was a road, car comes along, pulls into layby, lady gets out with wipes in hand and walks to edge of lake, drops kecks, does her wee, wipes etc, etc. Quite the norm over there as is naturlism along the lakeside 😆
You get a better class of lady down South!
At least we are discreet. 🙂
How so, CG?
apologised, pulled up her traccy bottoms and offered to sell me a Big Issue
...nice! 😯
Shrubs! Holly bushes! Ferns!
Mind you, back in my running days - the cross country races were something else. No loos obviously and men would stand quite happily close to a lady squatting, without appearing to notice. 😯
Actually I lost all my inhibitions in the running club. What I did was shocking. 😳
I wave and say hello, what a lovely day. Or words to that effect. Then I store it up there in the memory bank for later.
We came across a lady squatting on a grassy hillside in the Chilterns. She had a friend keeping an eye out down the hill, but wasn't expecting a couple of guys on bikes to come rattling down the hill from the woods behind her. We've now christened that trail 'flaps down'.
Not a big deal though is it? Everyone's gotta go when they gotta go...
The most 'public' urination I've seen is a woman peeing on the grass in the middle of Parliament Square. t'was some demonstration or other, against the Criminal Justice Bill IIRC. There were thousands of people all around, but she didn't give a hoot.
Mind, I think she was a bit of an exhibitionist. My GF saw her in a pub later on that day, perched on a sink in the ladies, 'cos the stalls were all occupied.
Dirty cow.
Came up on a girl giving her fella's chappy a mouthwash one summer evening. Was an uncomfortable geeky teenager at the time so didn't stop to join in like they do in the videos.
came up on a girl???
I had what can only be described as an "interesting" experience today - an audience. 😯
Picture the scene - little used bridleway on edge of wood and have never seen anyone on it ... until today. I made use of the 'facilities' and whilst in mid-flow, heard a noise. Looked up to see a deer 20 feet away from me!
It quickly changed direction but then more followed in single file and each time they stopped and looked at me. 😳 I counted 10!!
Camera was in backpack beside bike which happened to be on a well-used deer track! Bet they weren't happy at having their path blocked.
Expect the unexpected ...
hammered down consti hill in aberystwyth last night, one descent leads into a swooping 'up' onto a mini hill, as i blasted over i startled a couple who were....putting it politely 'busy'......could only manage "evening" as i shot past but laughed for ages after
Are you SFB? Yes camera out and motor-drive on full speed blaze away Post pics on web.
Oi! why pick on me ??
You're an adult aren't you? IS it really such an embarrassing thing that everyone needs to get all giddy about it?
Not sure anybody's getting 'giddy' - maybe your rides are more exciting than ours? Personally I prefer privacy and given that there were 1000s of trees right behind her...
Have also had the pleasure of passing a lady whose manfriend was taking pictures that her mother wouldn't have approved of. We were later subjected to a survey about National Parks and access rights - the last question was "Have you seen anything particularly interesting today?" A detailed explanation met with a puzzled look from the elderly interviewers!
You could maybe direct her in Postierich's direction, he's looking for something to damp the trails down.
The whole feild of the Bucks Off Road Classic turned into a forest track to find a lady! assuming the position.
She looked shocked, but gave up looking shocked when she realized there was about a hundred of us.