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This Disco everyone is talking about - is it the Mark Green Disco?
Hover the mouse over the word gallery on the disco gallery bit. Can someone please ring him and tell him the problem please. 😀
Info@markgreendisco.com
''Be terrible if his inbox got spammed with gay pron.''
Yeah, cos, anything gay is like, really awfull.
Is that what you're insinuating, wrecker?
It is 2012 you know, not the 1950s when it wasn't legal, and it's not immoral either.
Anyway, back to the thread...
Behave yourself Tim. FFS.
Going by the law of averages, he's probably straight. Judging by his terrible attitude, he's probable a homophobe too. If my assumptions are correct (and they may not be buy hey) I bet that he'd be more offended by images of homosexual pron than some hetero flavour pron. do not assume that because I mention gay pron as something that someone might not like that I'm a homophobe. That would be a mistake.
So, should I book Mark Green Disco or not for the local MTB club disco?
My appologies wrecker. 🙂
No probs Tim.
Have a smiley 😀
So, should I book Mark Green Disco or not for the local MTB club disco?
Would be beautiful to let him set up on stage, open the curtains and find the venue filled with blokes on bikes with cameras on their helmets silently staring up at him.
Or a room filled with bikes but no people.
Sending my yellow pages to him! whoops I,ve forgotten something
Mark has also worked in Germany, France, USA, Turkey and Thailand
An eclectic mix, for sure.
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I thought this was one of those magic eye pics, I was staring at it hoping to see some retro schnizzle from the Mark Green Disco, but all I saw was some dangerous driving from a fat git in a scabby van... ho hum...
Where has the video gone?
I thought this was one of those magic eye pics
It is. Look [i]really[/i] close...
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Vids been taken down, quick google cant find it, hopefully it'll be back up somewhere soon. Wonder if he'll try threatening stw towers to take this down
i dont unnerstand why youtube etc would take it down .. its not like the bloke said he'd look forward to seeing his marvellous behaviour there?
the lardmeister does give a kcuf really !
The Mark Green Disco and Karaoke website of Portsmouth is amazing. Haven't seen anything like that since Geocities. Shame Mark Green Disco, or Avery, or whatever his Karaoke chuffin' name is, is an utter bell.
Above seems to work. Proper tool
Ooooh, the vimeo link is down. Something's afoot here.
I wonder what?
Also, the Mark Green Disco of Portsmouth's dangerous driving is no longer top of the google search results.
I'm going to take legal action against his website since I now have epilepsy induced by flashing lights...
Oh, that Mark Green, from Portsmouth, Disco menace...
reckon he's never had so much publicity-- in fact he hasn't time to answer his texts or phone for prospective 'business'
I used to know a DJ Mark Avery too.
He wasn't a dangerous driver though and he didn't look like he would have had a heart attack if he had to lift his chubby arms to throw a punch.
Oh no, remembered it wrong it was Mark Green. He really was a dangerous driver. He drove a Disco.
@Taff:
Yes I really did email him.
Lets all email him but keep it clean and don't stoop to his Turkey Smuggling level!
house number, mobile number, email, address.
Mark Green disco Portsmouth! oh dear face palm!
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From his website
Mark Green is one of the most popular personality DJ`s in the Hampshire area. He has been in the business for over twenty years working at venues throughout the United Kingdom. Mark is always reliable, [b]smartly presented with a professional approach and friendly manner[/b]. This has ensured that Mark always has a busy date sheet with numerous re-bookings undertaken
You know when you get those days that go from bad to worse...
Unbelievable.
ive been trying to get hold of Mark, to book a disco. He doesn't seem to answer the phone. 😆
Vimeo vids have download links, you know, just in case a vid you like disappears...
he's getting around though.. even Portsmouth footie fans are on to him..
Top google result for me..
[url= http://thepompeychimes.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=70028 ]Pompey news[/url]
Total knob, sadly lots of people like him in the world, full marks for the cyclist.
he represents everything that is wrong in Britain today
maybe send the video to http://upload.news.bbc.cs.streamuk.com/
Mark Green disco`s Portsmouth you say? The dangerous driver?(allegedly)see ,I covered that angle there .Who would want Mark Green discos to do their party?
Appears to be back on YouTube:
And with an interesting comment from the original victim:
I reported via 101 on 01/11/2012 and had a very positive meeting with a policewoman who came over to my house this morning to take a statement and a copy of the video. I won't go into any more detail now as it may affect? further proceedings, but I will update when I can.
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The rider seems to attract these charming drivers -
I must say, Portsmouth looks absolutely delightful.
Remind me to never go there.
"I'll get out and knock you out"
Erm, you are out and you don't actually seem to be doing much. All fart and no poo these people.
[i]The rider seems to attract these charming drivers -[/i]
I wouldn't have even bothered stopping in that instance. Although I probably would have ****ted his wing mirror "accidentally".
What I don't understand is that in both those videos the drivers are in the wrong*, but they get out apparently ready to have fight.
Does Portsmouth water contain too much testosterone? Or is it just a town full of desperately sad frustrated little men?
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* (the rider [i]could[/i] have stopped in both cases, but he really shouldn't have to)
The thing about that second video is "why?" - as in, why bother turning your bike around to go back and have an argument? It rather confirms my theory that some folk are either deliberately seeking out confrontation or they're getting some visceral thrill from it.
It rather confirms my theory that some folk are either deliberately seeking out confrontation or they're getting some visceral thrill from it.
Or they are prepared to challenge bad behaviour rather than roll over and play dead.
the driving was poor in both cases, but their behaviour was much worse than any driving error they made
if you get abused regularly on your morning commute - its no wonder cyclists start wearing cameras and posting to youtube etc
Notice it says on youtube
BD08 XGL - Mark Green Disco & Karaokereported via 101 on 01/11/2012 and had a very positive meeting with a policewoman who came over to my house this morning to take a statement and a copy of the video. I won't go into any more detail now as it may affect further proceedings, but I will update when I can.
I'll stick my neck out here, but matey boy short disco man was turning from a tight residential road into a road with cars parked on both sides and thus it looked impossible to make the turn keeping to his side of the road. As he was making the turn the cyclist was still some way off but he should have still seen him, and he could have stopped, but that would have just completely blocked the cyclists exit onto the road, and we are presuming the cyclist was of course indicating if he wanted to turn left or right. Just one of those things, and if it was me cycling i'd have not given it a second thought or slowed down instead of trying to make a point. Wonder if the cyclist gesticulated first too, although Disco Man's reaction was of course way out of line and should get all he deserves.
I don't think you're actually getting the point of the Mark Green hatred there mate.