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do they sell it anymore in its minty guise? my current assos one isn't minty at all ๐Ÿ™

if not then can anyone recommend me a decent minty one.


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 8:21 pm
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My new pot seemed minty fresh on Sunday - too much information?


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 8:23 pm
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Awesome stuff. Put it on then 5 minutes later, that lovely warm feeling on yer hopper. Like smack for yer arse.


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 8:26 pm
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hmmm do they do 2 types then? mint and non mint?


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 8:26 pm
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Last stuff I bought didn't have a hint of mint.


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 8:35 pm
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Try Buttonhole - I got mine from on-one - more of it, cheaper, slightly thicker and minty enough to make me want to exclaim "ooh ah" as it kicks in. Better than Assos IMO.


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 8:48 pm
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Vic's vaporub... Like gingering a pony!


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 8:55 pm
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Polos crushed into Vaseline.


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 9:03 pm
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@kryton seen that stuff whilst searching,so may get some.

at the donut wtf is "gingering"?!!


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 9:03 pm
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try this.

http://www.bristolbuttr.co.uk/


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 9:08 pm
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I so wish I hadn't just googled "gingering" ๐Ÿ˜


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 9:18 pm
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Same. Atleast i know what a fundament is. Everydays a schoolday...


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 9:24 pm
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@m1llhouse...every day is a school day eh!!

edit: beaten to it by him up there^


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 9:27 pm
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Googled gingering and now also educated in figging


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 9:28 pm
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assos plus heated car seats - double high ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 9:39 pm
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Jesus christ.


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 9:39 pm
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WTF would lead anyone to be so bored as to think "I know what, today I shall stick ginger up my arse" or worse a horses arse as a good idea to pass the time of day!

And there was I thinking I was a man of the world! I have led such a sheltered life apparently.


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 10:18 pm
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Now this is why I like recumbents.


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 10:46 pm
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More of a tingle than minty but spray on SlickSkin really seems to work.


 
Posted : 23/04/2013 11:50 pm
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update: ordered some "buttonhole" from onone...its very good and very minty!
got some ballocks too and seems very thick but will give it a go tomorrow.


 
Posted : 28/04/2013 8:35 pm
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Is it me - or has Assos creme changed colour over the years..?

First time I bought some several years ago it was a kinda pale green, then next one was kinda pale yellow - and then the current is pure white. A mild tingle compared to the first.


 
Posted : 28/04/2013 9:29 pm
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Elite chamois/protect all the way.


 
Posted : 28/04/2013 9:37 pm
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Posted : 28/04/2013 10:38 pm
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So does using mint cream on your arse cause you to "act lively and carry your tail well"? What other purpose is there for it? Weird stuff IMHO!


 
Posted : 28/04/2013 10:44 pm