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that's goodbye from
the hard core
winky, winky, bum
cleavage is wrong
so goodnight. But
have you any
arguement with tandemjeremy?
God forbid I'd
poke a pussy
cat, it ran
all the way
over knarly northshore
under the fridge
to discover the
pair of clubs
and the ace
fell off a
STW high horse
chestnut tree where
everyone talks bollocks
especially me, but
there are others
who really really
are full of
Cadbury's goodness and
useful, witty and
devilishly attractive young
squirrels. Which are
rats with fancy
cars and posh
spice blows goats
milk gone sour
cheese and toasted
With wochesterchire sauce
and spam slices
that taste of
small rodent genitals
slip in nicely
with olive oil
and grease nipple
tassles swinging free
so, in conclusion...
Steak and Kidney
tastes better hot
ornot.com was his
