2 x Howies crew neck jumpers, size S.
One is light grey, the other dark blue/navy. 70/30 cotton/poly.
Bought these in a sale, missed the return window, and I'm not getting any slimmer...
I'm roughly a 39" chest and they're a bit tight under the arms, so imagine they would fit someone with less hibernation potential a lot better.
Both are with tags, although I've just noticed that the tag on the grey one is for some 30R jeans!

£17.50 posted each, or both for 30 quid.