27Wooden Pubes Pallet Bike

Frame MegaHigh; Pine, old nails and staples; Lots of zits, all of them; Headtube angle: in Taurus; supershort asymmetrical chainstays; ST angle: adustable by user with pry bar and hammer; a lightening hole; Sizing: Leg: 1 Fahzure cubit; Top length: 1/2 pallet plus a Fahzure hand Headbadge Investment cast removable/shareable OWL with integrated bottle opener (approximate weight 2.5lbs). Fork UnINTENDED usage USD fork with prescratched stanchions so you no longer have to worry about how much you paid for it Seatpost suspension seatpost with double manual QR. Brakes iHOPE they work V4.3121 Wheels Rotors: iHOPE floating all over the place; Hubs: iHOPE no one steals my Pro4 hubs; Rims: Sick Bicycles branded fabtastic plastic, probably someone else's Bars MONE style Jets with integrated barends Grips Insulating ultra chunky Foot/bicycle interface Reverse POWERGRIP toe CROCS Navigation Eyes down self powered elctromagnetic cell-free night illuminated Tea Towel From Singletrackworld.com, the world's raddest mtb merch store. Tea Towel Rack Full length, chrome, slightly below average quality Rear axle handcarvedaxles.com Seatpost clamp Soft pine with dual quick release Sugar Tongs Antique silver. Because bikepacking should have more manners. Also good for removing bugs from your couscous. Bar bag Outer Shell. Good enough for the Radavist, probably too good for us. Saddle titanium rails to shed important weight from the bike Safety features Reflectors and bells, lots of them. Battery system Hot swappable, rechargeable, 240V (UK) quick charging, spare fuses provided Lights LEZYNE XL1100 rechargeable front, blinky rear Headset Tapered with upper ceramic (faux travertine) tile bearing Ride verification Rad-o-meter (interweb and international standardized) Other bag Leather, 6 compartment with keyring clip; removable for day hikes in Wilderness; Tires knobby rubber Tubeless of course Cassette Yes, but not sure why Ladder Yes, and as integrated backrest, kickstand, light and reflector mount Foot rests Clearly marked with left/right indicators to prevent confusion Quick release recorder yes Other Rider's Trail Trash Storage ORTTS Tube repair kit Dunlop Metal cup holder Heavy Duty Double Cages Hip flask for celebrating your failings; H2O Recorder holder So you can retell your adventures as an epic ballad