Golf is not a sport and football is boring: welcome to Meerkat’s new reality.
Words by Meerkat.
Freddie Mercury’s fearless disdain for box office blockbusters has inspired me to publicly admit something I’ve always known: golf was never my scene and I don’t like football. Not catchy, but fraught with problems in a society where the ability to converse intelligently about both is highly valued, and where an encyclopaedic knowledge of mountain biking is as helpful as hives on a first date.
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