Throwback Thursday: Jaws Was Never My Scene

by Barney Marsh 2

Golf is not a sport and football is boring: welcome to Meerkat’s new reality.

Words by Meerkat.

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Freddie Mercury’s fearless disdain for box office blockbusters has inspired me to publicly admit something I’ve always known: golf was never my scene and I don’t like football. Not catchy, but fraught with problems in a society where the ability to converse intelligently about both is highly valued, and where an encyclopaedic knowledge of mountain biking is as helpful as hives on a first date.

 

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Comments (2)

  1. Lol, there are actually plans to build a small trail centre on a golf pitch outside Edinburgh.
    http://www.ibikeride.com/news/2531-proposal-for-new-mountain-bike-trails-by-the-pentland-hills-near-edinburgh

  2. Once i become prime minister i’ll make you the sports Minister.

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