Stocking Thrillers Day 11

by singletrackjon 0

The goose may be getting fat but it’s not got long to live – better hurry up with the Christmas shopping then. Once again we return with a selection of stocking stuffers to give that warm and special feeling to those in your life, especially if it’s yourself…

RRP Bearing tool

Under pressure...

Durable CNC constructed press for the home mechanic. This simple and effective bearing press will extract and insert linkage bearings with ease. Wide range of adaptors available to suit almost any linkage bearing. Adaptors sold separately for greater value for money.

Price: £48.99

From: Extra UK

Knog Porno Patches

...pushing down on you, pushing down on me...

A fun little stocking filler banned by hundreds of school councils, censored by thousands of rotary clubs and adored by millions of accident prone nymphomaniacs. It’s proven these saucy patches are lurking between the tube and tyre of over 90% of parish ministers’ pushies. Oh heavens, another puncture!

Each kit contains glass filled acceral levers, 8 self adhesive printed tyre patches (6 small, 2 large), sand paper and plastic case. Extra patches can be purchased separately

Price: £7.19

From: Today’s Cyclist


...splits a family in two, puts people on the streets...

It’s a fantastic towelling robe that you can get changed under without showing your bits. Ideal for mountain bikers who have been exposing themselves in car parks for too long.

Price: £29.99 including postage (new heavier material coming soon £33.99)

From: Ed at Great Rock