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You know you're getting old when...
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You bend down to tie your shoelaces, and wonder what else you can do whilst you're down there.
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The music you grew up with is now on a Readers' Digest compilation..
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You go "Tch!" every time you see someone under 25 enjoying themselves...
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My son is 15 at the beginning of next week.
that's 15 years of my life that appear to have whizzed past whilst my attention was distracted
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You have to grunt when you crouch to pick something up whether it be a child or a newspaper.
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...when your children earn more than you do
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All your children are retired - thats what my Gran used to say
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People handing out flyers for club nights don't try to put one in your hand.
You occasionally agree with the Daily Mail headline.
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When it takes weeks to patch up from yer latest tippy tumble.
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Subscribed to 'Homebuilding & Renovating' magazine
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You have to grunt when you crouch to pick something up whether it be a child or a newspaper.
One of my daughters now grunts when she bends over or lifts anything heavy - I can't imagine where she got it from
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When your girlfriend is becoming slightly embarrassed of you going to the park on your BMX to practice 'stunts'...
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... when your girlfriend is 10 years younger than you.
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It's when ... erm ... no it's gone
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the attractive females you may be looking at are looking back..... at your son sitting beside you..
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You never skip a chance for a wee and never waste an erection.
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Your birthday weekend was a nice meal with the other half and a few beers in the local with your dad.
When car fuel econamy is not concidered a boring topic of conversation.
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18yr old girls look too young nowadays.
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.......... when you look at the ads for the Acme surplus hair removing device and think Hhmmm..?
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the next 18 yr old you kiss will be your grandaughter..
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I'm not old. Ner.
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when celebrities are waste of space ...
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When every time you walk into a room, you think "now what did I come in here for?"
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When people stop saying 'you look like a dirty old man' (wearing something/glasses/hat etc).
I guess you look like a dirty old man....all of the time. Oops.
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You don't recognise the face staring back at you in the mirror.
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You think that every single band member interviewed on Six Music sounds like a monosylabic ****-wit, and you want to slap them and tell them to stop mumbling and speak properly
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Your scalp inverts and your hair starts growing down & out through your ears, nose and eyebrows.
Your idea of a really good weekend is tidying up the garage.
You stay up late surfing pictures of sheds.
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you cant trust a fart.
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when you buy cd's from service stations
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When "aids for independent living" catalogues start appearing in your junk mail...
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.... you get scared just reading about doing 50mph on a push bike. Then very interested in the ensuing discussion on aerodynamics and the workings of Galileo.
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white hair in eyebrows...
start to ache alot more in the mornings
you have to start going for a pee at 4am
hangover lasts a week not a day
the young guys in work have never heard of stone roses (fill any pre year 200 band here)
wetting myself at...
you cant trust a fart.
i always have to stop and think now!
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When you no longer look at bike catalogues...
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+++ for birky's observation. So true. (funny how it seems, oops there I go).
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