Hello. You will buy my tasteful car, yes? It has wheels and paint and an engine and everything. See here: Buy my car, dammit. Or at least crack a fricking smile and stop talking about which tyres would be best suited to the local canal path.
(Mods: please remove this if it breaks forum rules. Although you should see from the ad that I'm incapable of selling this car effectively anyway, even if someone wanted to buy it. And as EVERYONE will want to buy it because it's so utterly amazingly great, it's effectively a level playing field and therefore all advertising is pointless, yes?)
