When I punch myself in the nuts…

It really bloody hurts!! Is there something wrong with me?

yes, you’re punching yourself in the nuts.

Have you tried punching someone else’s nuts… if it still hurts then Yes, there is something wrong with you…although that may depend on a medical complication called Retaliation.

Is there something wrong with me?

So little time…

Ordinarily, I would tell you not to punch yourself in the nuts …..

So little time…

Am I going to die then?

But it hurts less than someone else does it.

Punching yourself in the nuts is for proper gayers! Real men kick themselves in the nuts! If you can’t do that then you’re clearly a nob jockey

If you feel the need to seek professional help, I’m a professional and for a nominal fee I’ll help punch you in the nuts.

When I head-butt myself in the nuts my head hurts for ages afterwards.
Will I die?

Will I die?

you’ve got more vertebrae than the rest of us so it’s possible.

nob jockey

Wouldn’t that mean hitting myself in the nuts with my butt?

i cant work out a nice way of wording this, so i wont say it nicely.

you’re a bully. i’m going to report you to the mods and put you on my list.

kick yourself in the nuts from me.

Wouldn’t that mean hitting myself in the nuts with my butt?

No. Somebody elses.

would you like me to kiss them better?
I’m not a Doctor by the way.

brakes – you certainly can.. but only if the mods make this a sticky.

Erm.. why would you do this?

Fetish perhaps??

Depends on what hurts. If your hand hurts and your nuts don’t, you’re going to die!

That sounds like some form of training “lite”

I normally slam mine in the hinges of the door then follow up with a brillo pad and some Vim.

But I’m a northerner and we know how to train!

I think there might be a problem here.
Every wednesday evening a group of us get together, we’re all consenting adults btw, and you’re welcome to pop along. You’ll have to bring your own hammer and nails though, hygiene and all that.

Try hitting yourself over the head with a hammer, then you can compare notes with slimjim78.

The self infliction of uneccessary pain – you’re not a Triathlete are you?

LOL – only when my nuts are too sore to keep hitting them and I’ve shaken my head until it falls off.

I would stop before this happens..

TSY – you could always just email a dig directly?

…only if the mods make this a sticky

certainly made me a bit sticky, in the strangest way……..

slimjim – it’s way easier to start a thread. 😀

OP you are nuts.

I come out in a nasty rash when nuts touch my lips

TSY – for back-up, like?

What tyres for punching yourself in the nuts?

I guess for slightly cutting your willy it would be Nobby Nic?

Have you tried applying some Veet For Men first? I believe this considerably enhances the experience.

If you’re punch yourself in the nuts and it hurts, try pushing someone else in the nuts. If that hurts, there’s definitely something wrong.

You’re hand’s broken.

what were you doing to find this out? / second thoughts dont answer that

Were you being interviewed for jackass at the time?

new to forum…….

retired from forum….

You could always use a couple of bricks. It doesn’t hurt very much, really…
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… so long as you keep your thumbs out of the way. (Boom, tish!) I thang yew, I’m here all week. 😀

Just tried it and it’s the same for me – I wouldn’t worry about it.

I then compared it with not punching myself in the nuts and that was painless. This is the direction I’m going to take in future.

i tell you what hurts even more than a slap in the tadger.getting cramp in your man vegetables 😯 i’ve had it happen twice (when i was riding my bike) by the gods it was agony 😯 i had to pull over and massage them at side of the road 😳 (no doubt got a few strange looks from people 😯