Wrap it in cling film. That's what we did.
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What to do if you find Hora's car unattended...?
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Posted 7 months ago #
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He sold that last week to an old lady. Didn't you hear?
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Oh God !
something's gone horribly wrong; that's a lady's car, surely
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girl's car...............nuff said!
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Does it have a lipstick holder instead of a cigarette lighter?
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Is Hora a hairdresser?
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Didn't he have an MX-5?
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I can see the pink Princess on board sticker in the back. Did it also have a 'powered by fairy dust' sticker too?
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he did but decided that he wasn't man enough for it
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BMW Z3's are girl's cars. There's nowt wrong with a Puma, unless it's the underpowered 1.4, which was a bit of a girl's car. You obviously missed EVO magazine's review of it which reckoned it was one of the most value-for-money fun sports coupé's it was possible to buy. Until you've started to wring the wotsits off a 1.7 Zetec around twisty A-roads you've no idea how much fun those little cars are to drive. Given the money to be able to afford to run one again I'd be out looking for another clean example, or even an FRP with a modded engine. 200bhp in one of those can be really exciting.
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Gaffa tape next time?
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Why do people worry about the info you can get from someone's number plate?
I'm truly mind numbingly bored and all I can find out is Hora posts on pistonheads a hell of a lot.
Mind you if I had a silver hairdressers car then Hora might be getting some speeding tickets and threats from PPCs.
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CountZero - you sound like Allan Partridge quoting What Car?
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Amateurs!
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Superb.
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Pook; it's little things like this, which bring true joy to the World and it's people.
It is so beautiful in it's joyous nature, it's made me weep.
But they are tears of happiness, not sorrow.Things like this need to be done. And if anyone's getting concerned for Hora; please, don't. He needs this to be done to him. Binners will explain this, it's perfectly ok.
It's for the good of Humanity.
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Excellent work. Well done.
But count zero is right. Pumas are ace. Finally traded mine in a month ago- for an RX-8. The puma was more fun to drive. And you can get a bike in the boot.Posted 7 months ago # -
you should have done it while he was inside then he couldn't get out.
nice try though!
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You'd have to leave a window open a crack so's he could breath, otherwise it's cruelty.
Posted 7 months ago # -
otherwise it's cruelty
A painless death sounds very humane to me.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Would of loved to of seen his face when he found it.....pity it was misty. Best thing was the old woman that walked past asking if we knew who's car it was and when we said yes, she asked if he was getting married? Bless.
I was all for crawling under to give it a proper wrap.....next time!!
Posted 7 months ago # -
did anyone else steal the rotor arms from their mates' minis when they found the car anywhere ?
we always used to leave it on the roof of the car so was just a minor inconvenience - til the night we saw 4 of them trying to bump-start the thing down a steep hill. (took a while to find the rotor arm that time
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Pook; is that Binners there behind you? What a pair of bastards...
Look at the sheer magical delight on their little faces though. That's what it's all about.
It's so nice to see people looking so happy. Especially if you consider that they are forced to live in the North and have to shop at Morrisons. And they can only afford Lard and coal-dust. And have to poo outside in the cold.
It's restored my faith in Humanity, this has.
Posted 7 months ago # -
that's skiprat
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Wrap it in cling film. That's what we did.
No! you had a half arsed effort at it, that's what you did.
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Next time, get a big roll of that industrial strength parcel wrap, and do it several times round the car.
That will have an even greater benefit to Humanity.
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I do like the idea that hora is never safe. That amuses me greatly.
Having said that, half arsed attempt, there's loads of stuff you could and should have done to his car whilst he was with a client.
Posted 7 months ago # -
its pallet wrap wot we half arsedly used
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I do like the idea that hora is never safe. That amuses me greatly.
That it amuses you, makes me jump up and down like an overexcited toddler with ADHD and too much orange squash.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Pool! I love you! I simply can't find the words to express how happy you've made me
You sir are a genius!
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I consider this a Public Service, for the amount of happiness it has brought to millions of people. And given poor people like Binners a glimmer of hope, a light in the dark, something to really live for.
If Pook and Skioprat aren't on the New Year's honours List, then I'm going to bloody well want to know why, quite frankly.
Posted 7 months ago # -
you should have seen binners's eyes light up when we told him about this thread on our ride this morning. christmas in october, in rammy!
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If you wanted to make a 'happiness' calendar from pics off STW, then this has to go in, along with Harry Spider's son with a bowl on his head. Would bring a smile to the face of even the grumpiest of sods.
What does Hora himself feel about all this? Where is he?
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