I found: GF asleep on a pile of clothes on the floor. One of her friends asleep sitting on the toilet with a cat on her knee. Sick in the kitchen sink, an empty magnum sized champage bottle with a face drawn on it wearing my helmet. 2 more of her girlfriends asleep in the lounge, one using a rug as a duvet…

Any sign of drunken girl-on-girl action?

empty magnum sized champage bottle with a face drawn on it wearing my helmet.

So you try to shag in a bottle, while 4 females are lying about the house drunk.

😉

do they party very quietly or are you a heavy sleeper? Just my 5 year old asleep in bed with – he doe sthis allthe time but thankfuly he did not wee

We need photos otherwise you’re just making it up 👿

Were they clothed or not,all these girls?

I fully appreciate the scene as described

good work catflees

I am thinking that they drew the face with helmet on the bottle as they were creating an effigy of you and using it to, ahem, pleasure themselves. One after the other. Whilst taking pictures on their phones.

Personally, I awoke to a very full nappy.

Not mine by the way.

A singing 2 year old – at 7.30am, and from his room – and a sleepy wife, a stunning sunrise over the River Fal and a surprise acceptance of my slightly naughty decision to buy some SIDs I ordered on Friday but was plucking up the courage to admit to.

Very nice but nowhere near as exciting. I want pics too!

a half eaten apple on the sofa, a 4 more taken from the fruitbowl and moved across the lounge all with some nibbles out of them. time to get the rat catcher in.

I woke to find I had to get the twins up by myself as my wife is away for a girlie weekend.

They are currently fighting over every toy they get out and I haven’t managed to get the coffee machine on yet.

Still, I love it 🙂

Is that a gritted teeth smiley m_f?

I woke to find it was 8am and the kids were still asleep. This is unusual.

This is the second week running they’ve been rollerblading on Saturday evening and the second week running we’ve had a lie-in on a Sunday morning (8am counts as a lie-in round here).

Well my phone has a camera, I thought they all did these days?

No, I do enjoy it really – though I was a bit annoyed when one of the girls woke last night screaming the house down at the very minute I was about to put my curry out.

Anyhoos – taking them out for a walk now 🙂

I know I’m getting old but when a 20 year old tells me when she’s my age she’s getting Botox I feel old.

I woke to find………….

I’m still pissed.

Have some very entertaining flashbacks of last night though 😯

When I am my age I’m getting Radox.

🙂

Britain in a worse state than it was in yesterday. 🙁

We’re all in it together….

And it is your fault Fred

Catflees, it will never happen again if you tell your g/f that last night was the best ever.

Make her a nice cup of tea, and thank her for 4 times in a night, and you’re amazed she isn’t worn out because you are. 🙂