had a few beers with a mate after collge and he said to me that you can put a light bulb in your mouth but cant get it out. i thought he was talking shit so when i went home i tried it and he was right for a change and now its stuck and cant get it out. its 1 of the old style 100w 1s that are now banned. its not my lips that are the problem i can open them wider but my teeth are catching it and i dont want to work it to hard incase it smashes its been over an hour now and my jaws are cramping and aching how can i get it out i cant go to hospital looking like this
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Urgent help needed for removing a lightbulb
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hilariousPosted 4 months ago # -
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He's back...
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That made me spit out pizza.
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UR TRLNG IZ SARACING
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lol! wtf! haha. I have no solution to your specific problem.
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It's an old trick. The solution is to use the bulb's bayonet fitting to stick the loose end up your mate's arse. That'll give you the purchase you need to remove it.
You had a lucky escape though; those screw thread ones are a lot harder to plug in.
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Was there no a guy that ate light bulbs once?
Anyway..... .a half decent pic of said problem would be grea............ I mean would perhaps enable us to assist you in your predicament. Posted 4 months ago # -
This is the internet equivalent of arson.
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Was there no a guy that ate light bulbs once?
Monsieur Mange-tout.
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im not stupid enough to post a photo these things can spread and id never live it down
looks like ill need to go down the hospital then. i cant drive either cos of the beers and cant phone cos i cant talk so im gonna have to walk there
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Where did you buy the light bulb from?
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Saw a dentist eat a lightbulb once.
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Post of the week!
Google is your friend, but its always worth posting here first.
http://izismile.com/2011/08/23/a_light_bulb_in_the_mouth_howtoremove_instruction_6_pics.html
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I wonder how many others will now try that???
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Where did you buy the light bulb from?
He went in to a shop, tried the bulb to see if he liked it, and then went and bought it online. Coz it wuz cheepa, innit.
After all, it's all about being selfish, isn't it?
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What tyres for removing a light bulb?
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I think I love you stradl8r hahaha!
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a snooker ball is the same
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I get mine from Steve's Bestsellers in Chrisp St market.
3 for a pound.
(apparently)
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I know a naughty story about a lady, a snooker ball and a trip to hossy ...won't repeat it on-line though as likely to get baynd!!
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Put it on pastebin and link to it. Much safer.
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nealglover
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Lady Gresley - Member
I wonder how many others will now try that???Can't stop giggling at the idea of A&E departments round the country filling up tonight with people with light bulbs stuck in their gobs.
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Just saw this via a link on facebook, comedy gold.
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OP, we need an update. Did you go to A&E?
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Any OP update? Or do we fear he's in hospital being repaired?
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Please don't make LIGHT of his predicament
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it's not true, but i wish it were.
though it's quite the illuminating tale.
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