Looking for a jacket that will keep me cold and be of no use whatsoever in the cold or hot weather.

It matters not if its rain/wind/fartproof

Colour is irrelevant

Would rather it was made from real fur as this primaloft stuff is just co cruel to the sods in China that have to touch the stuff, besides real fur is sooooo much warmer.

I wont be using it for walking, cycling, gardening etc

Budget up to £1500

Any tips?

aldi

this one will look good on you Op.

Cock.

A jacket made of cock ?

Cock jackets are well known for poor waterproofing.

Shower of something you might say

would a paper jacket be okay to use in the rain ?

any tips ?

every box ticked,

These threads are so boring

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/who-finds-the-what-downprimaloft-jackets-posts-boring

blindmelon that’s the irony of the post