[Closed] The Friday bloke thread then.

Well its a start at least.

Why are your manboobs about 6 inches below your nipples ? 😕

Other than that, yeah........you do it for me mate 8)

Topless but with a helmet on...is that just to wind up TJ?

Yeah, so you must've taken your helmet off to get your top off, then put the helmet back on. I guess you get extra poser points for that.

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please take note of the small angry knife wielding leprechaun attached to my leg.. It takes a real man to accomodate a parasite of that magnitude..

*searches thru photos*

*Cries at lack of hunky shirt off pic to beat druidsh*

No need for it really, is there? 🙁

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Druidh,is this pressing engagement with a personal injury lawyer, following TJ's murderous attempts upon your back wheel? 🙂

Aye - went a bit radio rental ! started to turn green as well. I was scared

Druidh -
don't make me angry - you won't like me when I am angry

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Is that a weasel in that picture?

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Body hair - Check
Nekid flesh - Check
Scars (Chicks dig scars) - Check
Alluring shorts - Check

This must be a new use for the word 'alluring' that I've never previsously encountered

This must be a new use for the word 'alluring' that I've never previsously encountered

how about this hunk in knitwear (with added Cod)
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Elfinsafety - Member
No need for it really, is there?
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*Post reported to fun police

I didn't realise Putin had a mountain bike..he's normally shooting and riding horses.

*is disappointed*

Come on boys - get yer **** oot for the girls! 😆

Karinofnine - Member
*is disappointed*

ooouuuuch... I gave it my best shot FFS!

A typical STW forum member earlier.....

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Furry animals
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Oh go on then girls....

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.... and thats all your getting!

contain your excitement laydees

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Go on then, since you asked... Those of a nervous disposition don't scroll down 😉

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dear god, this has gone too far 😯

You appear to be having a poo on a medieval satellite dish?

Hey, you know the line, "this thread is useless without pics"?

Well, this is the other one.

Blimey!! Crouching on an old satellite dish - random!

Respect for posting though.

I'll just post mine again...
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And for the fitness heads, a chinese press up (in silly trousers):

Start:
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Finish:
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I'm not sure but...
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Here's one of those muscle things you girls seem to be so interested in.

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You'll have to wait till this evening for a picture of me just in a towel. I'm not processing it in work.

*wolf whistles at all the STW guys* 8)

... apart from Zedsdead 😯

Hey c'mon! I'm [i]more[/i] man than those guys will ever be!

Who tf takes pictures of themselves doing press-ups?! 😯

I'll go for something a bit more anonymous and abstract...

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Who tf takes pictures of themselves doing press-ups?!

Awesome people? 😉

Surf-matt - are you really short?

Henry Simmons (Baldwin Jones from NYPD Blue):

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Real men have hair:

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Those shorts:

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Who tf takes pictures of themselves doing press-ups?!

Some folk from a US fitness website wanted pics of how to do those press ups. So I took some.

Clubber - 5'8" Apparently that's an inch above the World average for a bloke...according to 5'4" tall Elfin...

thought so.

thought so.

Well you almost got it right. 5'8" isn't exactly "really" short. For that ask 5'4" Elfin.

I think Gravitysucks needs longer shorts if he has to 'tuck himself back in'.... 😯

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H e l l o girls:

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Edit: reckon he could be wearing the new M & S 'enhancing' pants. 😆

Ladies, form an orderly queue, there's only so much of me to go round.

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And yes, the comparison has been made.....

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real men have hair

but not much left on their head right?? 😕

i think my gravatar FTW

I've picked my winner so far...but I shall leave you to guess who it is 😛

lowey - care to explain your pic? ❓

And another hot one:

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becky, you will have disappointed a few guys who need their ego massaging now...i know it's not me, the Cod looks better 🙂

C-G - isn't looking up male models and posting them cheating a bit?!

Here's what could be the cleanest pic of the day. Me in the jungle 🙂

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SurfMatt - I thought that they were all pictures that other forum users have sent her, no?

the sillhouette of a mansize man................ 😉

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Surf-Mat - well, I've had a terrific time 'researching'. 😉

C-G - isn't looking up male models and posting them cheating a bit?!

She's just trying to make us feel small.. then expecting to see pics of us posted up!

in the "taking the p1ss out of ourselves" initial feeling of the thread i would have almost considered it, but not after all the pics of male models.

*rushes off to MS paint to crudely edit my head on one of the models bodies*

Hey, not true molgrips! Most girlies would rather see STW guys 'keeping it real' rather than airbrushed models/actors.

By posting my pic I was encouraging people to laugh at themselves!

Edit: I have no problem with people laughing at me either. 😀

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35lbs lighter than bruisedbellygate last October.

What's the collectve noun for hot, young buff-cake types...

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Or, in the spirit of going solo, c'mon & dive in -
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By posting my pic I was encouraging people to laugh at themselves!

Bugger did I miss that one!

Lowey, I will see you, and raise you.....
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Just in from a spin round inners and looks like it's al kicking off.

I'll give you all moment to prepare yourselves so get yer sick bags, tissues, eye bleach, etc and i'll have a rummage and see what i can find...

Ok - there are no pics of me with no shirt that I have - sorry to disspoint you ladies

Here is a couple fully clothed for your perusal and to whet your appetite

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I've got less hair and more tattoo now.

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I give you the incredible 'flashing undies man'... 'tis day 5 of my '3-week challenge', can you see any improvement?

Hmmm... well, I would, but can't seem to link to a Flickr video? Any ideas?

Firstly ladies and gents, may introduce a, 'here's what yu could've won' pic, taken 12 years ago,note the owl footwear, not functional and never did quite kick off as the in footwear.
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next up with we have sample of how to make pink underwear attractive,
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And as promised a full frontal in hot pants, shame you can't see the gold boots. *Warning about wearing such clothes in a busy pub on a Halloween night,when an attractive girl comes on to you and rubs herself against you ALOT, natures ways kick in and you'll need to stand facing a wall for a minute or so let things settle down.*
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These days however i'm a shambles of the former self after 9 years of marriage and 3 years single speeding it's all taken it;s toll an this is what your get.
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Sharki - blimey, ripped in that 12 year old pic. Were you an Olympic athlete or something?!

I haven't had so much fun in ages.

T.J.- You don't look anything like the image conjured up in my head.

A couple of years ago - short hair and dodgy beard
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Nowish - with my nephews and needing a shave - red setter hair and all(c Karinofnine)
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Matt,Yeah right, Lol.

Ran 100, 200, 400 at county level when i was a late teen and county badminton from 15-17, then i found pubs and girls so energy was wasted elsewhere and lost the love of doing sports.

when an attractive girl comes on to you and rubs herself against you ALOT, natures ways kick in and you'll need to stand facing a wall for a minute or so let things settle down.

Maybe just picture the guy behind you too.

As for the pink underwear picture, I hope you removed the race number from your bike before riding it.

The failed Daniel Craig look - after an afternoon spent eating and drinking a lot of wine...

And yes, they are Tesco pants. And yes I do look like a "happy retard" I fell asleep/passed out shortly afterwards...

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Mincing!

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You can have a choice here..

Me

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Or my Dad..

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